Someone who actively decides to do less than their best because either they don't care or they feel the task doesn't deserve the time it would take to do a good job.
"Joe, are you going to put much time into your progress report?"
"Naw, I'm gonna half-ass it, cause nobody will EVER read it anyways".
"Joe, you're such a half-asser".
"Naw, I'm gonna half-ass it, cause nobody will EVER read it anyways".
"Joe, you're such a half-asser".
by Tanner August 31, 2004
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A display or example of someone being a pompous ass. Typically refers to those who are arrogant and believe they are better than you, and act accordingly.
A person behaving with pompous-assery is acting even more pompous, arrogant, pretentious, and douchey than usual, or is behaving as such out of character.
A person behaving with pompous-assery is acting even more pompous, arrogant, pretentious, and douchey than usual, or is behaving as such out of character.
His obnoxious arrogance that day was such a display of pompous-assery I could barely contain myself.
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Get the Assetize mug.1. A term to describe a vagina which has more than one delivery of semen within it, typically from multiple doners. Often the result of a "gang-bang."
2. A receptical of some sort containing multiple ejaculates and offered as a gift to an unsuspecting recipient; esp. in retaliation by unknown givers.
2. A receptical of some sort containing multiple ejaculates and offered as a gift to an unsuspecting recipient; esp. in retaliation by unknown givers.
1. Mel was passed around as a cum-bucket for the whole team. By the time we'd finished with her, she was a giant Box of Assorted Creams.
2. That bitch, Mel, pissed everyone off, so we gave her a Box of Assorted Creams.
2. That bitch, Mel, pissed everyone off, so we gave her a Box of Assorted Creams.
by Brent Elskan December 18, 2005
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To eat a food that causes painful diarrhea or soup ass.
To eat a food that causes painful diarrhea or soup ass.
I'm sorry I never made it to your party, after I went to taco bell my assets were liquidating all night.
Someone at school put ex-lax in Chad's drink, leaving him with liquidating assets during biology, forcing an evacuation of the class because of his runny asshole.
Someone at school put ex-lax in Chad's drink, leaving him with liquidating assets during biology, forcing an evacuation of the class because of his runny asshole.
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