ASSCLAPER PERK

a type of person who like to assclap his friends. He will smash behind ur back and at parties drinks all the cokes. Man mixes ginger ale with Vodka and distributes it around the party. He has a thing for the Chinese type and won't stop until he gets what he wants. Man like it when his cat jerks off to him but hopes cassie does the same

dude this is a sick hang
that ASSCLAPER PERK drank all the coke

by jparklover February 21, 2017

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Assclappius

The alternative name for the Greek god Asclepius. Also known as the god of doctors, and medicine.

I made my Dark Souls character name Assclappius. To poke fun at a Greek god.

by Th3Magicbox May 29, 2017

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Asscature

When you shart your pants and don't change them. The turd becomes an image.....

Oh man I just sharted and I don't have a change of pants I'm going to have to wear these all night when I pull my underwear off it's going to look like an asscature

by Nader1968 June 15, 2017

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Assclams!

Some shit that you inadvertantly say when you're pissed about something.

Fucking assclams!!

by Ptolomy Fife February 27, 2019

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asschat

A group audio or video call initiated by a butt-dial. Most frequently used to describe pocket-dialed conference calls which continue after the participants realize the call was unintentional. Mockery of the unwitting initiator is a common element of the typical asschat.

"Hey, I just got the call. Are we hanging out?"
"No, it's an asschat. Trevor butt-dialed the group again."
ridicule is heaped upon Trevor with abandon

by DrStumblebunches October 19, 2021

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