[assfuckery]

Scandalous and/or excessively stupid behavior perpetrated by retards that gives one the sensation of having a severely chafed anus.

"There can't possibly be anything worse than the last 8 years of assfuckery under the Bush administration, it's just not fucking possible."

by C.L.R. January 30, 2009

assfuck

for full definition, look under "dumbfuck" or "shitfuck"

you are an assfuck
i hate you, you assfucker

by you suck dumbfuck November 11, 2002

assfuck

1.somebody who annoys the shit out of you

2.fuck in the ass

1. OMG he is such an assfuck
2. Damnnn I just got assfucked

by Ashleyrlkjsoidfn December 5, 2009

Assfuck

A term used to describe someone whos an asshole and a fuck head.

Kerri: Hey Janelle!
Janelle: Hey assfuck!

by TEHkerri April 5, 2007

assfuckshit

shit that has come out of a previously fucked ass

your an assfuckshit because you smoked my only joint

by MDC McDonald's Clown December 6, 2004

assfuck

a person who is very annoying and is an ass. also they could be very full of themselves and can't accept the fact that they are wrong at times.

you: Marilyn Manson is my idol. I mean he is awesome. His words are so inspiring.
assfuck: merilyn is just a stupid retard that doesn't know what he is doing. did you see how he dresses? walking around with underwear.

you: its self expression. thats why i admire him. he doesn't care what other people say.

assfuck: merilyn manson sucks!
you: when are you going to realize that you can't spell Marilyn?
*assfuck signs off*

by ...are_you_a_retard?... August 23, 2009

Assfuck

1. A taboo term to describe a 'straight' male who enjoys getting fucked up the ass with toys or other.

2. Often used as an insult in place of motherfucker

"Only an Assfuck would buy a butt plug, sick bastards"

or

"Stupid Assfuck too the last parking place!"

by Satan Claus January 13, 2006