ass to mouth resuscitation

Verb;

As an alternative to 'mouth to mouth resuscitation', ass to mouth or ass-to-mouth is the preferred method to revive turtles who have choked on jellybeans, or your friends sister who is a college freshman at her first frat party, passed out on blueberry vodka. Acceptable because turtles smell like shit and alcohol kills the taste of anything other than Taco Bell.

April O'Neil, a broadcasting and electronic media major with a minor in journalism is passed out on a brown couch, after ingesting too much blueberry vodka. Her tits are exposed from her yellow jacket, and her red hair is tied back in pig tails. She is tight as fuck.

Leonardo: Look at April O'Neil, dapt bitch is fuckin wastid nigga!

Raphael: Damn shawty. Ey, who be wandin some Taco Bale?

Leonardo: Wake dapt bi'atch up n see if she wan'somethin.

Raphael: Ay whide bitch, wake de fuck up, fa'real.

Leonardo: Ey mane, she kinda looks blue n shit. You better gib her ass to mouth resuscitation, niggin!

Raphael: Fa real?

Leonardo: Yeah niggin, we'll wait til we gets back wit dapt TB, niggin.

A little while later...

Leonardo: Aight niggin, ju ready mane?

(dropping his pants, and straddling Aprils face, Raphael situates his anus over her mouth and flatuates, blowing stool chips into Aprils air stream)

Raphael: Cowabunga dude!

by Master of Pock Suppets March 2, 2009

Butter ass to mouth

When you put warm creamy butter into a slut's gaping asshole, fuck her until the butter becomes a goey liquid, pull your throbbing cock out with the mixture of shit,cum and butter on it and get the filthy slut suck it clean!

That filthy slut Chloe let me do Butter ass to mouth . That hoe licked my schlong clean!

by Ass to mouth lover69 October 9, 2016

ass to mouth conversion

when one farts into a his/her partners mouth, breaths it in, and thenceforth breathes it out, converting the methane into carbon dioxide.

"I decided to try an ass to mouth voncersion while having my salad tossed by my gay lover, pierre.

by chuck July 28, 2003

cross ass to mouth pollination

Perfroming anal sex with one female then receiving oral sex from another female right after without washing off.

Man last night i took those 2 girls from the bar home and did some cross ass to mouth pollination.

by aj2893 December 23, 2006

mouth-ass

The term for someone who is metaphorically speaking bullshit, or nonsense.

Me: What the hell are you doing mom? You didn't give me enough grape soda!
Mom: Stop bein' a frickin mouth-ass.

by Ryan.G3 April 23, 2014

Poor man’s ass to mouth

When the receiving partner takes your member out of her ass hole & quickly cleans it off with a baby wipe, or light splashes in the hot tub cleaning off any faecal matter before inserting your penis in her mouth. Thus cheapening the experience.

I was doing Monica in the ass in the hot tub last night, then when I asked her if she wanted to taste it? She said yes, but splashed it with Hot Tub water a few times before she put it in her mouth. I feel like the chlorine really ruined. The taste for her and the experience for me. She gave me the poor man’s ass to mouth.

by TOJunky85 March 17, 2025

Ass-to-mouth

Back-to-back, consecutive

I have three hour-and-a-half classes ass-to-mouth on Tuesday. It sucks.

by [e-mail] September 10, 2023