1-800-I-WHOOP-ASS

A hotline for women to refer men to who rudely hit on them in front of their significant other, or just hit on them in general.

Girl 1: "This scrubby ass guy try getting my number today."

Girl 2: "You should've told him 1-800-I-WHOOP-ASS..."

by Silvermold November 21, 2011

Jerry-Rigged Can Of WHOOP-ASS

A smiley non fungible apparatus used for whoopin ass.

I really opened up a Jerry-Rigged Can Of WHOOP-ASS on marvy marv's smiley chub.

by Mathew's alt May 22, 2022

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

by weave September 08, 2003

An Aroseabeth ass whooping

When Aroseabeth beat bitches tf that’s her!!!

She gave her an Aroseabeth ass whooping she fck her up

by Coochie destroyers by man March 21, 2022

can of whoop-ass

When someone about to jump you.

Dude watch out that old man about to open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

by xk1ngg4m3rx September 29, 2014

Opening a can of whoop ass

When a female puts a full can of beer in her butt

She loves opening a can of whoop ass with my last beer

by Nyrac July 22, 2023

Verbal Ass Whooping

An ass whooping administered by ones mouth. Verbally putting someone in their place in an intelligent manner and doing so in such a way that the person on the receiving end is unable to recover. In some cases the receiver begins to re-evaluate all their choices in life.

In some cases these ass whoopings are so intense that the receiver may contact the administrator and thank them for changing their life.

"Wow! Did you hear the verbal ass whooping Christiana put on John? He was completely beside himself after."

by MsOb April 05, 2016