asphalt

1. noun. Butt crack. Of or pertaining to the fault line in the posterior.
2. noun. Blame or responsibility placed upon a donkey or jackass.

It's not your fault, it's the ASPHALT!

by ConfabulatorsAnonymous May 4, 2010

asphalt solar griddle

The cooking surface upon which the very best pavement pizza is warmed over.

For the very sweetest buzzard breath, be sure to partake of your pavement pizza directly from the asphalt solar griddle.

by Downstrike August 27, 2005

georgia asphalt

During sexual intercourse, after a black man gives a woman a creampie, he quickly pulls out and roughly yet passionately presses his now flaccid dick over the girl's forehead, flattening it straight out. The guy's dick sticks down to her forehead like a layer of fresh, hot, asphalt in the Georgia heat.

Yo Jamal, you remember that bitch Juliesa? Saturday night I laid that bitch flat and gave her a Georgia Asphalt.

by whitemoono November 14, 2007

Asphalt Cowboy

Is a noob owner/driver of a very expensive & perpetually immaculate 4WD; they never take the vehicle off-road and use the vehicle as it was originally intended, mostly because they have lower than average driving skills.

*Big shiny expensive Toyota 4WD with shiny rims a pulls up at intersection*

Bystander: "stupid asphalt cowboy...."

by D down in Oz October 21, 2008

Asphalt

1. Road Tarmac
2. The best darn racing game on mobile AND the Apple TV, even if it is a Need for Speed knockoff.

Let's burn some rubber on the Asphalt!

by ShutUpImMe June 5, 2016

Asphalt Monkey

Teenage asphalt ape, hasn't reached puberty or acquired a long list of crimes on it's record, yet.

"Here I was driving down the road to work when I was abruptly by asphalt monkeys playing basketball."

by Johnny Walker 777 May 16, 2019

Asphalt Cowboy

A male prostitute that works truck stops and services truckers.

I stopped off at wild bills truck stop and got some action from an asphalt cowboy before continuing down I-25 to deliver my load.

by Bob Wheeler March 20, 2008