Asphalt Cocktail

1. In skater-terms, a new coined term for a serious wipeout or faceplant; Specifically on pavement, most likely in a skate park.

2. The name of a 6 minute Wind Ensemble composition by Composer John Mackey.

"Did you see Todd wipe out? God, he really had an asphalt cocktail!"

by Solidmixer March 30, 2009

asiaphile

The term applies to a non-Asian person particularly a white man who has yellow fever. Thinks all Asian chicks are hot, usually can't tell the difference between a homely and a cute one just as long as she is Asian.

Lucy Liu is Asiaphile's favorite.

by DAC December 28, 2003

Asphadelacy

Seeing through someone and their lies.

Now i'm older seeing your asphadelacy.

by Jr.FTW January 24, 2017

asiaphilia

1. The strong interest of a non-Asian person in Asian culture.

2. The sexual attraction felt by a non asian person either primarilly (in most cases) or exclusively (in some cases) towards East or Southeast Asians.

a person who experiences asiaphilia is known as an asiaphile

by Tegeth September 4, 2006

asphinctersayswhat?

A word used to make someone else look like a prat or sphincter. Most famously used by the legend Mike Myers in the film Wayne's World.

Excuse me Mr Bush asphinctersayswhat? To which Mr Bush replies what? thus becoming a sphincter.

by esther.L and Nell.C (the foxes) February 20, 2005

asphyxiate

To strangle or otherwise constrict the flow of oxygen to the vital organs, eventually causing death.

Invented by the Sir the Third Earl of Asphyxiate, esquire.

Ah, shit, I asphyxiated that prostitute!!!

by bone squid January 25, 2005

asiaphile

A none asian male who prefers asian women. This attracation is based on shallow perceptions and media stereotypes of asian women.An asianphile believes asian women are better to screw aroud with because they think they are more submissive and much weaker.

The asiaphile went to Bangkok to find himself some nice young asian prostitutes.

by beez December 24, 2003