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artery fuck

Food so inherently fatty that your arteries are getting completely fucked by eating them. Often whilst in the process of eating these foods you can feel yourself getting heavier and your breathing tighter.
Can also be used to refer to a period of excessive unhealthy eating.
Examples include: bacon fried in grease, scones and clotted cream, battered mars bars.
"scones and clotted cream, I can't get enough of them. But srsly what an artery fuck."

"today was a total artery fuck, what with that battered mars bar for lunch followed by a large portion of chips with extra salt."
by spacer_ October 8, 2009
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Artem

Artem, a name of a Ukrainian/Russian male. A calm and quiet boy that doesn’t want to get in trouble. Always sends memes into group chats to make him seem funny, always on your side and wants to be funny.
“Artem made a meme about Beanos at lunch”
“Artem didn’t join the Drama during Math class.”
by RandomPersob January 30, 2020
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Arefe

Beautiful hot and sexy.
Nothing else to say
She is arefe.💦
Means she is so hot...:|💦
by Don't use your real name.... August 17, 2018
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Arte

a Filipino word used to describe overly dramatic people.
Ay Nako! Ang Arte niya!
Oh my Gosh! She's so dramatic!

Mom, you're being so 'ma arte'!
by ahLOVEube March 4, 2010
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artemii

russian pimp with huge dick and balls. his favorite sex pose is 69 and anal sex
whore 1: look its artemii last night was so nice when he put his dick in my ass
whore 2: looking forward to my hook up with him tonight
by Pornstar72 October 11, 2019
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Artej

by Faxxspeaker May 13, 2020
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Arseflicker

One who inadvertently sits on the television remote control and thereby changes the channel.
As in: I was happily watching Debbie Does Dallas when at the vinegar strokes my fat rump eased over on to the remote and arseflicked the channel to Loose Women. I felt like such an arseflicker.
by Bazzy44 July 1, 2016
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