Armbrooster

- spazzy business guy

- Coined by in 1980's as a character used on Phone Power commercials in Canada. Armbrooster was the dumb putz who always was screwing up something in the business world.

"Nice going Armbrooster"

by Doctor Livingstone May 15, 2005

Armoredhalo

The coolest bean you will ever meet

Hey you see that fellow armoredhalo

Yea he is a really cool bean.

by "Track Kid" July 15, 2018

Insta-Kill Body Armor®

You ever wish you could protect yourself from others, AND rid yourself of them in the process? Well then, Insta-Kill Body Armor® is for you! Featuring a wide variety of uses, Insta-Kill Body Armor® can be used in close clashes, ranged opposition, and is even useful at the dinner table! Insta-Kill Body Armor® also features many different models, including cushioned, round, and even models made of pure fire!

"Ugh, I really wish this person would leave me alone!"
"You ever hear of Insta-Kill Body Armor®?"

by Dr. Awsum April 9, 2021

amorous

Inclined to love; loving ; fond or affected with love or in love.

stevan and tiffany was amoroused.

by jazmine September 15, 2003

Armor Lock

An armor perk in Halo: Reach that is used by 6 year old n00bs who took their dad's copy of the game off of the top shelf and are soon to be beat with a belt because of it. They use it during Matchmaking Games because they've pissed their pants out of fear and are too scared to mindlessly spam grenades or spray with the assault rifle.

If you use armor lock throughout an entire match and at the end the screen tells you that you won, this is most likely an error and you should not take it too seriously. Because if you used armor lock, you didn't win anything and you fucking suck.

Real Player (Only Using Sprint): *Throws A Plasma Grenade* "Good I got a kill. (assuming that the enemy will die)"
Retarded Player: *Turns On Armor Lock, Sticky Falls Off* "Too..scared.. to use..any other...shitty maneuvers."
*Everyone Else Crowds Around Retard Player, Waiting For Him/Her To Stop Being A Pussy. Whoever Survives The Massive Close-Range Firefight After Gets To Teabag The Armor Locker.*

by xXSnakeFistXxV2 November 30, 2010

Horse Armor

A phrase, used by video gamers, meaning "useless purchase". Derived from "Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion", where decorative horse armor can be purchased for $5.00 online.

Why the hell would you buy that horse armor? Why do you need it?

by Michael Lanter September 14, 2006

Recon Armor

Halo 3:
The greatest armor in the game.
Originally created for Bungie, they began passing it out for "good deeds."
Make Frankie laugh, you'll obtain the Reconnaissance Rain Raiment

Warning: The Reconnaissance Raiment comes with a risk
There are no life noobs out there, who will "high-jack" your account for video game armor
Don't advertise yourself, and change your password as often as possible if the armor is obtained

Notice from Bungie Weekly Update 2/22/08:
Keep in mind, that the Recon armor is totally revocable and removable, so steer clear of the jerkstore.
Don't be a jerk, or total ass about your obtained Reconnaissance Raiment, it can be revoked

A F1R3 0UT51D3: Woah, check out that armor!
LivingForToday: That's Frankie, and that's the Recon armor

AFO: Oh, how do you obtain it?
LFT: You don't obtain it, it obtains you

by LivingForToday March 1, 2008