Boy: You've been really bitchy lately.
Girl: ...I'm on my crimson armada..
Boy: That's fucking gross!
Girl: ...I'm on my crimson armada..
Boy: That's fucking gross!
by whereisreggie June 17, 2009
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(boyfriend + girlfriend in bed going at it)
Bruce?
-what?
do you know where your sticking your dick?
-your vagina.
no. your dick is in an armadillhole.
-oh shit! wrong hole! that's my taxidermy collection!
Bruce?
-what?
do you know where your sticking your dick?
-your vagina.
no. your dick is in an armadillhole.
-oh shit! wrong hole! that's my taxidermy collection!
by Olave Llama March 25, 2010
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Armands had sex with his girlfriend
by big nigga john September 1, 2018
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guy1: Dude, check out the douche armada that just walked in
guy2: yeah, what a bunch of douche canoes
guy2: yeah, what a bunch of douche canoes
by donkers1 February 7, 2010
Get the Douche Armada mug.A great General who somehow bootlicked and became a "God" ... His godsword is the most expensive $_$ in runescape. Aviansies are basically his soldiers.
by ImSkilled December 29, 2009
Get the Armadyl mug.A dusty armadillo is performed by having doggy style sex (vaginal or anal) and, at the crescendo of the performance, dump some talcum powder on the girl's head and call out, "Dusty Armadillo," and punch her in the back of the head.
"Man, I was plowing away on that girl and gave her a dusty armadillo. I couldn't see for like ten minutes, that shit went everywhere"
by Big Al 250R May 25, 2006
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by Kelen Keller July 6, 2010
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