Sad Arden Hours

When Arden experiences sadness, Sad Arden Hours are happening.

#Why U playing Mad World bro? "
"Oh it's just sad arden hours."

by Not Arden November 1, 2020

Arden army

Car club based in the south west of England but have some members left from around the UK.
Have some decent looking Vauxhall's in there group attend the odd show meet around the UK.
Can normally be found at a meet wearing blue jumpers with a gigantic gas mask and sporting some form of ballistic brand clothing.

Person 1 hey nice car do you belong to a car club
Person 2 hey thanks man yeah I'm part of the Arden army
Person 1 oh so you like to be under the thumb told what to do and treated like a bitch then

by Major p taker November 1, 2019

Arden Alarm Clock

The act of ejaculating into one's hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand. Particularily effective for its two-fold effect of confusion and anger on impact, then realization and horror of having cum on your face.

When Tuesday dropped the Arden Alarm Clock on Clint, Clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek.

by RubyTuesday July 16, 2008

Enoch Arden Laws

A law that provides presumption of death and permission for a spouse's remarriage after one has been inexplicably absent for a set period of years, usually seven.

Alfred Lord Tennyson wrote in 1864 a poem called 'Enoch Arden' (once required reading in many literature classes) concerning a sailor whose shipwreck kept him from his wife and children for ten years; on his return, he found that his wife, presuming him dead, had married his best friend. Many states and nations now have what speakers of English call Enoch Arden laws.

by Ludd July 17, 2015

Arden Middle School

Arden Middle School has a combination of mostly white kids and ghetto kids. Although there are many try hards, this school is pretty fun. This school is the shit, and we have lots of dances and other fun nights.

Arden Middle School is the best middle school.

by AMS Student March 25, 2019

lucas arden

Lucas Arden is one such of many, a beautiful soul. A leader, always accountable and reliable. Sweet and kind even though he can be a bit of a hard ass sometimes. The love of my life, with the most wonderfully beautiful face and smile along with a built ass body which is a plus always. My best friend that I've had many uncountable laughs with. We both share many unforgettable moments and experiences together. If you've ever met him, you'd know how wonderful and blessed I am myself. Such a loving sweet baby. I love you more than you know, even throughout the turmoil in the past, you're my rock, and a lot of others too. Just know you're loved and cherished more than my last piece of chocolate cake.

Damn, I'm in love with Lucas Arden.

by Ladybabyrenzo October 8, 2017

Arden Knee

Someone who is sexually attracted to women named Natsuki and hates people named johnny Arden also likes to look at natsuki picturees

Omg this dude is such Arden Knee such a jerk why does he have to do that status

by jdal;kflksdf;lkajsdfl;kajsdsjf November 2, 2020