Sad Arden Hours

When Arden experiences sadness, Sad Arden Hours are happening.

#Why U playing Mad World bro? "
"Oh it's just sad arden hours."

by Not Arden November 1, 2020

Arden army

Car club based in the south west of England but have some members left from around the UK.
Have some decent looking Vauxhall's in there group attend the odd show meet around the UK.
Can normally be found at a meet wearing blue jumpers with a gigantic gas mask and sporting some form of ballistic brand clothing.

Person 1 hey nice car do you belong to a car club
Person 2 hey thanks man yeah I'm part of the Arden army
Person 1 oh so you like to be under the thumb told what to do and treated like a bitch then

by Major p taker November 1, 2019

Arden Alarm Clock

The act of ejaculating into one's hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand. Particularily effective for its two-fold effect of confusion and anger on impact, then realization and horror of having cum on your face.

When Tuesday dropped the Arden Alarm Clock on Clint, Clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek.

by RubyTuesday July 16, 2008

Enoch Arden Laws

A law that provides presumption of death and permission for a spouse's remarriage after one has been inexplicably absent for a set period of years, usually seven.

Alfred Lord Tennyson wrote in 1864 a poem called 'Enoch Arden' (once required reading in many literature classes) concerning a sailor whose shipwreck kept him from his wife and children for ten years; on his return, he found that his wife, presuming him dead, had married his best friend. Many states and nations now have what speakers of English call Enoch Arden laws.

by Ludd July 17, 2015

arden

the only person in the world excited for the release of culture III

arden likes thicc thighs.

by iknowwhatimtalkingaboutfr June 9, 2021

Arden

Arden is an amazing girl who can do anything she wants to. Arden is the best baddylitous best friend in the world. Arden has an amazing dog and is auesomely smart. Arden is one of the best people you will ever meet in the world. She rocs and is so awesome.

See her over there... that's my best friend Arden. She is the best.

by WildWillow123 June 17, 2022

Arden

Arden is the sweetest and nicest girl ever when you get to know her, she is loyal and will never break your heart. Arden's will always defend their friends and will never betray them but if hurt you will lose their trust.

Arden is so nice

by Sophia Cabralas November 20, 2023