April 26

April 26th is the day the weirdest, most f*cakes up people are born.

The date: April 26
Person one: It's my birthday today!
Person two: Well that explains why you're so weird.

by uwu_lord October 9, 2020

April 26

A day where you have to eat chubby girl out

*girl born on April 26, obviously thicc*

Damn it's my lucky day

by Taishiro toyomitsu September 16, 2021

april 26

National sex day taken or not you have to have sex with the most important person in your life besides family

April 26

by Balefelavriwhs May 30, 2018

april 26

Kiss a girl/guy day or national kiss day. Kiss someone on April 26 then you will be blessed.

National kiss day is coming up. On April 26 it is national kiss day this means you have to kiss some one doesn’t matter who.

by Hanndyss??)4: May 30, 2018

april 26

if you are born on this day you are automatically the biggest asshole to walk the earth

“look at him he looks so mean”
“yeah, i heard his birthday is april 26”

by whore4urmom:) March 29, 2022

26. april

International lick your fish and floor day. Lick your fish, lick your floor

Defined: lick your floor with your tounge "lick the floor"

Why you use "26. April" don't

by anonymous April 24, 2021

April 26

National trade nudes to your ex day

Kyle: I just April 26’d my ex Jenny the other day
Jeff: Nice man!

by OctopusPotato March 31, 2020