dyslexic apricot

any Gordon Ramsay insult, fits with idiot sandwich, dense cabbage, emotional salami, etc.
A: have you heared of insert name B: the dyslexic apricot?? Oh yeah!
by emotional salami December 14, 2020
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A Slippery Apricot

Similar to a slippery slope, but in relation to mistakes. A mistake that is an impetus and leads to other mistakes down the line - often costly ones that cascade further.
Skipping my morning workout was a slippery apricot, as I didn't get anything done the entire day.
by Patagonia19 September 03, 2023
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Apricotting

The correct term for 'uppercut'. To punch or to kick somebody in an upwards motion.
'Then Apricot'
'I think it's an uppercut'
'I don't care, I'm calling it an apricot'
*proceeds to do the act of apricotting*
by NoahJones August 20, 2017
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Apricot

A dance move in which a person does the Macarena but instead of turning to the side at the end, they continue shaking their ass until the end of the next Macarena. They then perform the Macarena backwards and shake their ass until the end of the next Macarena. They repeat this throughout the entire song.

Example:
*Does Macarena normally*
*Shakes ass until then end of the next line*
*Does the current line backwards*
*Shake add until the end of the next line*
*Repeat through the whole song*
Sarah: Is she doing the Macarena?
Tina: No she's doing the Apricot you uncultured fruitcake!
by AFrickingRayOfSunshine December 24, 2019
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apricot jam

someone whom is about to end their life
*in bio*

‘apricot jam’
*translates to*
‘i’m hurt and am thinking of taking a long sleep
by apricots April 19, 2021
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Dirty Apricot

Calling someone a dirty apricotis a questionable insult but it’s a bloody good one if you ask me, it automatically puts ur opponent into shame making them feel sorry for themselves because no body else could give a fuck as their a dirty apricot.
by Paige the Bogan April 11, 2019
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gone off apricot

The gone off apricots smelled like piss.
by Debskelly1985 March 02, 2023
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