"i'll never understand how gay guys go down on guys.. i mean... its like having your face slapped by a dried apricot while choking to death on a hotdog!!"
by ME!!!!!! May 17, 2006
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1. Bubbly Clumsy person with brown LUTCHous hair
2. Friends with a salt shaker
3. Friends with grasshoppers (gertrude, estrella, pavilion, large cheese)
4. better than you
5. there is only one in the world
2. Friends with a salt shaker
3. Friends with grasshoppers (gertrude, estrella, pavilion, large cheese)
4. better than you
5. there is only one in the world
by Apricot Queen August 31, 2016
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'I think it's an uppercut'
'I don't care, I'm calling it an apricot'
*proceeds to do the act of apricotting*
'I think it's an uppercut'
'I don't care, I'm calling it an apricot'
*proceeds to do the act of apricotting*
by NoahJones August 20, 2017
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An assessment used to determine whether an individual is suitable for a relationship or not.
A: Appearance
-Strictly looks. Is said person attractive to you the assessor?
P: Personality
-Does this person offer good qualities/ character?
R: Relations
-Take friends, family, and associated people into consideration.
I: Intelligence
-Can this person preform every day activities?
C: Communications
-Can you actively express your emotions, thoughts, and qualms with this person?
T: Technicalities
-Any unique variable in their life that could make or break your relationship with this person.
An assessment used to determine whether an individual is suitable for a relationship or not.
A: Appearance
-Strictly looks. Is said person attractive to you the assessor?
P: Personality
-Does this person offer good qualities/ character?
R: Relations
-Take friends, family, and associated people into consideration.
I: Intelligence
-Can this person preform every day activities?
C: Communications
-Can you actively express your emotions, thoughts, and qualms with this person?
T: Technicalities
-Any unique variable in their life that could make or break your relationship with this person.
"Hey bro, how is that girl you were mac'n on the other day?"
"not good, she didn't score well on the APRICOT test, so I cant wife that up."
"not good, she didn't score well on the APRICOT test, so I cant wife that up."
by Nighthawk&crew December 25, 2017
Get the APRICOT Test mug.An apricot man is one who is an expert at the "cock block" they like to get peoples sloppy seconds and then flex their hookup to show their 'dominance'. Apricots tend to have no standards and like to go for especially recon ladies. They can also have the tendencies to get naughty and yeyeyeyeye
guy1: i got naughty with a lady
Apricotman : oh i might go for some then
guy 1: your so odd mate
girl1 : oh hes quite the Apricotman
Apricotman : oh i might go for some then
guy 1: your so odd mate
girl1 : oh hes quite the Apricotman
by FRONION May 22, 2019
Get the Apricotman mug.A dance move in which a person does the Macarena but instead of turning to the side at the end, they continue shaking their ass until the end of the next Macarena. They then perform the Macarena backwards and shake their ass until the end of the next Macarena. They repeat this throughout the entire song.
Example:
*Does Macarena normally*
*Shakes ass until then end of the next line*
*Does the current line backwards*
*Shake add until the end of the next line*
*Repeat through the whole song*
Example:
*Does Macarena normally*
*Shakes ass until then end of the next line*
*Does the current line backwards*
*Shake add until the end of the next line*
*Repeat through the whole song*
by AFrickingRayOfSunshine December 24, 2019
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