asscheeks and applesauce

When a situaion is bad(asscheeks) but a good thing(applesauce) happens, this event should be as awsome as possible

Your walking you step in shit and then Jessica Alba give you a blow job... after this you would say this is asscheeks and applesauce.

mean person: you suck
You: thats not nice
mean person: your right. im sorry take my car and allow my hot wife to give you the best head you've ever gotten in your life

by LewTastic xbox360 September 26, 2010

Dick, Shit, and Applesauce

A catch-all phrase used to describe an event, usually one of extraordinary, or just plain disgusting, proportions. It can be used in either a positive or negative connotation, as the below example illustrates.

Positive:
Man1: You beat 'Cradle' on Double-0 Agent? How??
Man2: Just fuckin' Dick, Shit, and Applesauce

Negative:
Man1: Wow! I think I just shit myself!
Man2: Wah. Well that's just Dick, Shit, and Applesauce.

by scarletrat June 2, 2007

Arkansas Applesauce

The act of cumming into a girls butt, scooping it out and feeding it to her.

Arkansas Applesauce for example is when Jim cummed in Jill butt, Jill squeezed it out onto a spoon and Jim fed her the butt jizz.

by vizzel October 16, 2009

fat free applesauce

something that is so disgustingly awful that it should even, and probably doesn't even exist.

Yeah man, it was total fat free applesauce.

by emmydilemmy August 26, 2010

applesauced

To completely obliterate your opponent to the point at which all that remains resembles freshly splattered Applesauce.

While Playing Gears of War with Hound, I Applesauced my opponent with one shot to the chest with my Shotgun.

by Mario Baeza August 4, 2007

Splooge in your Applesauce

1) A metaphorical phrase referring to the immasculation of some person; this phrase was first used in Austin Powers: Goldmember during the prison rap scene

2) The action of ejaculating into someone else's apple-derived side dish.

Example 1) Friend #1: "What now, bitch? I won!!! Splooge in your applesauce! All up in it!!!"
Friend #2: "Yeah, whatever..."

Example 2) Ted: 'Bob, this applesauce tastes funny'
Bob: 'Yeah, because I splooged in your applesauce, Ted! HAHA'

by TheoDizzle July 10, 2005

applesauce

When the shit you just took is soooo disgustingly mushy that no wiping will clean your ass resulting in crap all over your underpants.

Man, I had some bad diarrhea last night. My shorts are stickin' up my butt. I think I got some applesauce goin' on down there.

by airbiscuit December 22, 2008