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angelina jolie

the place where heaven meets earth. angelina jolie is a beautiful, sexy, perfect and kind hearted person. she is also a badass actress to boot.
by wootwoot1000 September 12, 2009
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Angela Bassett Moment

A moment in which a man/woman get's incredibly angry and pissed at his/her lover (usually for infidelity) and goes bat-shit crazy. Usually involves destroying all of their partner's personal belongings they can find. May involve a bonfire.

-Comes from the movie "Waiting to Exhale"
The Angela Bassett Moment:

This motherfucker is psychotic! I bet you there are serial killers less anal. A white woman's the only one who will TOLERATE your smug ass. I was your white woman for eleven years! You couldn't have started that damn company without me. Hell, I WORKED MY ASS OFF! I mean, I got a Masters' degree in business, and there I was - his secretary, his office manager, and his COMPUTER! "No, Bernadine, you can't start the catering business this year. Why don't you wait a few years? Yeah, don't start now; wait one, two, three years. I need you to be the FUCKING BACKGROUND to MY foreground!" 732...732...the number of times that we made love. I remember when that bastard told me he was counting - right after 51! I'll show you! FUCK ME FOR NOT LEAVING YOUR ASS THEN! But the worst, oh the FUCKING worst, was making my kids go to a school with two other black children because you didn't want them to be improperly influenced. Well, guess what, John?! YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKING IMPROPER INFLUENCE! Get your shit, get your shit, and GET OUT!
by IAmYoFatha June 24, 2012
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Angelina Jolie

The reason why we men get morning wood and random boners. Even if we haven't seen her, read about her or ever heard about her.

Yep, she's that good.

Also, she would be a nice avatar for God.
by JcDent June 17, 2007
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Angelique

An angel, as her name reads. Clever, creative, sort of nerdy, and funny, a great friend and partner. She is truly a beautiful and sexy girl. She'll cheer you up when you're down. She stands for her friends, and though she is bold, she is always polite. With a smartass sense of humor and a great smile, she's the most perfect girl you can find. No matter what, an Angelique is the most gorgeous girl you will encounter, so don't take her for granted.
I'm so lucky to have an Angelique in my life.
by aardvarks are legend November 24, 2018
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Angelina Jolie

She is the most beautiful woman alive. Her best work as an actress may have been as "Lisa" in "Girl, Interrupted" and "Gia" as the title character. She should also be noted for her dedication to philanthropic work, even going so far as to adopt children from impoverished countries.
She is also Brad Pitt's new lover, which is a definite step up from his former one. Her one flaw may be her marked lack of derriere, but I suppose that can be overlooked in favor or her other attributes.
It's just not fair that Angelina Jolie gets to be so beautiful.
by Beatrix Kiddo July 20, 2006
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Angelina Jolie

an incredibly talented, sexy, hot actress/mother/UN Ambassador/community worker person/whatever the hell else she does...

i am a straight female and i would do her. she is that hot.
Straight Teenage Boy: i cant hang out tonight coz im gonna watch Original Sin tonight so i can see Angelina Jolie naked.

Straight Teenage Girl: Awesome! can i watch with you???
by Windy City Hottie June 24, 2006
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angel bean

Everyone's favorite angel bean.
by six of crows September 15, 2016
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