Facebook Amnesia

A condition of thoughtlessness which occurs when you open up Facebook and forget what you are doing. It is usually temporary, and the person will eventually awake as if out of a stupor. Those who suffer from it are unable to retrieve information and instead fall into a state of oblivion. The most common symptom is mental blankness where the victim descends into a deep state of incognizance.

Danny: Dude, can you see what time the open mic is at?
Rob: Sure man, lemme just check on Facebook.

15 minutes later....

Danny: Bro! What the hell have you been doing for all this time?!
Rob: Oh, I, uh...just looking at some pictures of this girl who's a friend of a person I found on the wall of an acquaintance from middle school.
Danny: Broooo! Shit, stop it, she's like 16. You've got Facebook Amnesia! Now go and check the event page.

by MonteCristo8 August 26, 2013

aneilia

Aneilia is ah girl that is scared to make friends but she is ah really crazy & mad person. She will make the perfect best Friend for you, she is also loving , caring ,kind and has a very loving heart to all. She also shy but when u get to know her better n she get comfortable she will embrace her braveness to you.

Aneilia is a different person from all she will try her best to help you with your problems when others will leave you and just don't care.
She makes a great girlfriend.

by Aneilia June 18, 2017

Aneisa

A female name who is very respectful. She would do anything for anyone. She loves having money. A women who is beyond loyal to her boyfriend. She’s beautiful on the inside and outside no matter what people think of her. She is very outstanding.

Aneisa loves having so much money.

by haha101 678 November 10, 2018

Alesia

Free spirit; Goddess who is beautiful, funny, & very intelligent. Extremely Erotic.

God, she is HOT. That must be Alesia.

by AlesiaOne February 4, 2010

Vag Amnesia

When a guy ignore all his friends because he either has a new girlfriend or because his girlfriend is around. Male form of dick amnesia

John hooked up with Jessie and now it's like he has total vag amnesia.

by MDSA December 20, 2005

Anesa

A wonderful human being. Totally responsible and caring for others.

You're totally Anesa.

by Sarah 123 March 28, 2011

tea amnesia

When you make yourself a cup of tea, and in leaving it to stew, forget about it, only to discover it, lukewarm, half an hour later, completely undrinkable

I was looking forward to that cuppa all day, but now my tea amnesia has robbed me of it

by teamon October 2, 2011