asshole anaconda

A huge unbroken (pop-can round) long turd that curls around in the toilet bowl like a snake.

I was taking a crap and it felt like I was giving birth to an asshole anaconda. When I was done, I looked into the bowl and saw it curled up looking ready to strike out. It was a triple double flusher before I got rid of that thing!

by danofiremano December 7, 2013

Abanoub

Abanoub is a very mysterious guy. Often people see him as an outsider never giving him the chance to prove himself. He is overlooked, but shouldn’t be, because when you make a friend like Abanoub, you will never let him go. He is kind, caring, funny, and slightly flirtatious. More than anything he wants a significant other, someone who will appreciate him as much as he does others. When given a chance he can enchant a girl with something more powerful than looks... his personality. Abanoub will often crack jokes that would light up any girls face. His largest weakness simply be his ability to remove himself from any and every situation. He hates negative confrontation, some would call him a “peace maker”. This isn’t a bad thing, but Abanoub deserves better than to lurk in someone else’s shadows. He’s too good of a person to not be seen as such. If only he knew that.

Abanoub is lit

by Bigboobanoub June 26, 2019

Alanoud

A reliable personality in everything. Nobody worries because she’s takes responsibility, she’s affable, affectionate, amiable, amicable, attentive, available, believable, brave, caring, cheerful, considerate, cordial, discerning, easygoing, empathetic, faithful, forgiving, funny, generous, gentle, giving, good listener, heartfelt, honest, humorous, kind, loving, loyal, nice, optimistic, punctual, reliable, responsible, sensitive, sincere, sociable, sweet, sympathetic, tactful, thoughtful, trustworthy, truthful, warm, and wonderful

If you have her in your life You are definitely happy and we should be grateful

she’s a gift from God to us
I’m grateful to have my own cokaina ❤️

Alanoud

by R....... February 3, 2020

analog clock

a cake with a hand grenade in it. Often used on my cat's birthdays.

ME: Hey guys look at that dog it is huge!!
GUY: he has a cool analog clock

by luke 666 September 30, 2011

Anacocka

When a penis, resembles the weight, length, width, and or circumference of an average male anaconda, this excludes pencil dick, chode, even if they meet one of the four units of measurements.

This can also be referred to not just male genetalia, but someone (usually a he) who is a complete, total and utter dick, thus anacocka

Rachel- "oh my god so I was blowing this guy you know, and I was like taking his boxers off and his anacocka hit me in the face! And thats why I have a black eye......"

Emily- " Oh my god thats terrible, was he a dick about it?"

Rachel- "Oh my god Yes, he was an anacocka all around but especially in his boxers girl"

by TheMissPimpALot June 16, 2011

black anaconda

adj. a long, darkly colored fecal projectile of a humanly impossibly size that exits the anus after a good, fibrous meal. Usually in a swirl like fashion, similar to that of soft-serve ice cream.

Vanessa returned from the toilet, wearing a bleak look on her face while rubbing her stomach. David looks at her and asks, "What's wrong?" Vanessa replies, "I think something's wrong with me. I just took the biggest, nastiest, smelliest shit in my life and I swear... it was a Black Anaconda!" David then replies with a grim look on his face, "...That's not good."

by Venom_Freja April 25, 2010

angela anaconda

A Canadian cartoon where the characters are made from actual black and white pictures of people, giving them gray skin which looks weird. The show is about a girl named Angela Anaconda (the characters are humans despite her last name) who in each episode has these weird fantasies about the mean girl at school, her teacher or her two weird older brothers getting injured or killed.

I watched Angela Anaconda today, and that show is so weird. Not to mention Angela’s voice sounds like Mandark after inhaling helium.

by EmmyCat328 January 25, 2020