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analog girl 

total skank whore. usually found trolling bars and social networking sites looking for attention.
"nah, don't worry about it, that bitch is straight analog"
"analog?"
"yeah, like an analog girl in my digital world"
"oh"
analog girl by jsane.d December 3, 2007

analog girl 

a smirky skanky chick, usually desperate for attention and willing to degrade themselves.
"who the fuck is chatting with my boyfriend"
"ignore that bitch, she's just an analog girl"
analog girl by JamieDigital October 27, 2007

analog answer

Responding to someone's question directly through non-digital means.

A person to person verbal response, the old way-free of tweets, likes, follows etc.
"Nope, Ryan doesn't use Facebook or Twitter or anything like that, you'll have to give him an analog answer."
analog answer by NVJV October 16, 2013

Analog wank 

An act of self pleasure that includes visual stimulation provided by a special interest magazine or other print media but does not involve the playback of electronic media. In decline since 1994 and notably affected by the widespread adoption of broadband technology.
Dude, my broadband is down again, I'll have to dust off my emergency copy of <insert special interest magazine here> and go for an analog wank instead.
Analog wank by Ice in the cider April 14, 2011

Analog Horror 

Analog Horror is a type of horror based off of VHS tapes and nostalgia.
Analog Horror by GoroMK1 February 25, 2023

Analog horror 

An oversaturated sub-genre of horror, usually in the form of an ARG, which imitates 1960-1990 footage but usually relies on weird distorted faces and/or sound as a scare factor.
Why are you not scared, I put spooky face in my analog horror
Analog horror by Fakely June 29, 2023