an awkard amount of money

An amount of money that at face value is significant and helpful, but doesn't come close to what is necessary for your needs and obligations.

I won $50,000 in the lottery! An awkard amount of money. It's like $32,000 after taxes. I have like $200,000 in student debt and my annual overhead is $100,000 and I owe $40,000 on my car. I can't really do anything with this money. It's a lot, but it doesn't really help in my day to day lifestyle and doesn't make much of a dent in my debts.

by Tubby Crockett November 15, 2021

a mild amount of tomfoolery

to commit a serious crime

,,we do a mild amount of tomfoolery‘‘ said before Himmler signed the papers for the Holocaust

by YockeyTomfooler January 10, 2024

Disgusting amount

A unit of measure, that is equivalent to a colossal (extremely large) quantity

“Hey you wanna know something crazy?” “I like you a disgusting amount.”

by harleyb97 August 16, 2022

mass amount of cum

do you have 15 nuts?

I have a mass amount of cum.

by 69420 cocks in my room March 20, 2022

Windfall amounts

A fuck ton

Person 1: "You say the phrase 'windfall amounts' a fuck ton. What does it mean?
Person 2 tosses Person 1 a dictionary and walks away.

by isackcorn June 7, 2017

minewt amounts

Da super-small portion-sizes dat yer colorful delicate amphibian-buddies would consume at mealtime.

Salamanders should be fed daily, but they only need minewt amounts each time.

by QuacksO April 26, 2025

I am in unbearable amounts of pain.

somebody who is completely fine and is not in any pain at all

person: AAAA I am in unbearable amounts of pain.
person 2: okie :3

by fatalsilliness March 19, 2024