Bruce Almighty

1) a funny movie starring Jim Carey.
2)a huge shit

1) I watched Bruce Almighty last night.
2) man, I just took a Bruce Almighty!!!

by Jonni S March 18, 2004

Almighty Latin King and Queen Nation

A predominantly Latino street organization formally organized in the year 1963 in the Northwest Side of Chicago, Illinois. Its original name was the Latin Kings Organization. Their colors are Black and Gold, with many members, primarily in the east coast states of the U.S., sporting black and gold beaded necklaces to identify themselves and as a "sacred" article of clothing. The original purpose of the Almighty Latin King and Queen Nation (ALKQN) was to provide brotherhood and protection for its membership and community during the turbulent times of the Civil Rights Era and frequent segregation of neighborhoods created by race and language barriers in Chicago. During these times, the Latin Kings fought against other ethnic gangs and clubs and even stood up to the Chicago Police. One such incident of police brutality against a member of the ALKQN triggered the Division Street Riots in 1966 when a member was shot in the leg after being chased by the police the day of the Puerto Rican Day Parade in Humboldt Park. Upon the political transformation and organizing of other clubs and organizations in the late 60s and early 70s, the ALKQN created its own "King Manifesto" to spark social, political, and spiritual consciousness within its membership. However, due to the growing violence between rival street clubs, the heavier influx and sale of illegal drugs, and the revolving door in which its members were in and out of jail, criminality began to expand within the ranks of the ALKQN by the mid 70s. It is also at this time when members began to start chapters outside of Chicago, Illinois, such as Wisconsin, New Jersey, and New York. While there are many in the ALKQN who live a "gangbanger" lifestyle, the ALKQN's Manifesto acknowledges that this is a stepping stone into becoming a socially responsible leader bred through life's hardships, perserverance, and education. This broad acceptance and belief system has brought both negative and positive attention to the ALKQN, where often they are seen simply as an organized criminal gang, and at times, a socially and politically conscious fraternal organization.

The Almighty Latin King and Queen Nation marched in the National Day of Protest Against Police Brutality on October 22nd in New York City.

by LK Professor January 19, 2009

Burn Almighty

This comment is used when an onlooker observes two individuals having a conversation. When one of the two talking insults the other, the onlooker is expected to yell "Burn Almighty" to add significance to the derogatory comment. The onlooker that performs the "Burn Almighty" is free to add a point score.

Luis: But I looked it up! "Poesy" is what Titan called his poetry!
Davo: Well, you're a poser, you pussy!
Pumster: Hohoho! BURN ALMIGHTY! Plus 50,000 points, nigga!

by HugeBreasticle March 25, 2005

god almighty

Used to express disbelief,disgust,ridicule,or appallment.

"God almighty, what was that?!"
"God Almighty, put your pants back on!"
"God almighty, you've been late 3 times this week!"
"God Almighty,stop sitting around and get a job."

by freddyg November 1, 2005

Almighty Bunghole

The deity of the Great Cornholio.

BOW DOWN TO THE ALMIGHTY BUNGHOLE!!!

by Dikeido August 16, 2011

almighty humper

a name that cool people use to scare people in chat rooms that are being fake celebrities. it scares them so badly, that you get booted out because they are so disturbed when you go, *humps*.

also, almighty licker is a fun one too.(:

almighty humper: *humps xyz*
xyz: OMG OMG OMG PLZ STOP ITTTT. IM THE JO BROS SO STOP HUMPING MEEE!!!!!
almighty humper: *humps once again*
xyz: U SICKO!!!
almighty humper has been removed from chat123456787654323.

by Bolin! October 20, 2008

almighty stan

a man with hair longer than any normal girl.

girl:damn, that is one almighty stan, i wish my hair was as sleek and shiny

dude: thanks, the secret is i wash, rinse, and repeat... TWICE

by mandersmagee September 12, 2009