If you call a park bench home; if your idea of a buffet is chinese trash; One who shits in a bucket on the reg; one who dwells under and overpass (not to be confused with a troll); if you reside in a pop up community; if you bathe in the local creek; if your job description is holding a piece of cardboard (not to be confused with human directional advertisement) you might be an outdoor American.
by Craig, and TJMCJ November 15, 2013
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Caller: These kids don't respect veterans, we fought for your freedom! When I came back from the Australian-American War, I didn't get a heroes welcome... I didn't get a pack on the back from my friends and neighbors saying 'thanks for fighting for our freedom James!' After years of fighting in the trenches, I come back here and everyone's watching TV!
Lazlow: Now, can you tell me what this Australian-American war was... I never really heard of it!
Caller: God, not another one! Have you read a history book lately son? The Australian-American war the was the biggest war since the big one! I tell ya, I didn't do two tours and take boomerang shrapnel in my head to come back here and have a bunch of hippies deny our history! Those Aussies are ruthless! They even wired kangaroos with explosives... come hopping in the camp and knock out ten guys!
Lazlow: Now, can you tell me what this Australian-American war was... I never really heard of it!
Caller: God, not another one! Have you read a history book lately son? The Australian-American war the was the biggest war since the big one! I tell ya, I didn't do two tours and take boomerang shrapnel in my head to come back here and have a bunch of hippies deny our history! Those Aussies are ruthless! They even wired kangaroos with explosives... come hopping in the camp and knock out ten guys!
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A reverse uno version of American Exceptionalism, where the United States of America is by definition uniquely evil, imperialist, and chauvinist.
To support Vladimir Putin and Xi Jin Ping is to suffer from American Diabolism.
Call me an American Diabolist, but I don't think the CIA should install more puppet dictators in Latin America
Call me an American Diabolist, but I don't think the CIA should install more puppet dictators in Latin America
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Get the Eat Like An American mug.The withdrawal symptoms experienced by an American Idol fan after a season has ended. Usually accompanied by trying to find a fix from watching other Competition / Talent shows.
Guy 1: Man, Crag has been acting strung-out since Season 9 ended. So he's trying to ease the pain by watching Dancing with the Stars.
Guy 2: Hmm, Classic case of American Idol withdrawal.
Guy 2: Hmm, Classic case of American Idol withdrawal.
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Negro, black, african-american, africoon-americoon………. whatever they call themselves, they’re still just niggers.
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