Alvaro Uribe

This person is a paraco hp

¡Qué día tan Alvaro Uribe Velez!

by imcolombian May 18, 2022

Alvaro

An illegal gay Mexican that beats his meat while listening to old record players.

Kid#1:Hey what’s sup with that new kid?

Kid#2:Oh he’s an Alvaro.
Kid#1: Pass me the phone, I’m calling ICE!

by Digital_Grim March 04, 2019

Punch Alvaro

The act of getting high.

Hey dude, I just got a dimebag. Wanna punch Alvaro?

by bazookafox March 18, 2011

Alvaro Hotz

A man who walks around with a stick up his ass and every time he giggles he covers his mouth. Lets not forget that every time he sits down his legs are crossed. But there's more to Alvaro than what appears, he's really a player deep down.

You poop standing up? That's very Alvaro Hotz of you.

by gregory1u1u December 01, 2021

Don-Alvaro

Don-Alvaro is quite a charm and loving guy who will love that one girl he treasures and will do all that it takes not to loose her for she is a princess (♥️Chyna♥️).He comes from a Royal family though he's not proud of it, he's still loyal to the girl he loves (Chyna)

Don-Alvaro and Chyna will always love each other till death

by Tekashi9 November 25, 2021

Alvaro

Alvaro is an average guy. Legend has it that he worked in retail and got swung at by a customer. He prides himself in being from Riverside. Alvaro will make living with him for five weeks unbearable. Before going into business with him, you should ask for references.

Alvaro, you should leave.

by lololol9999 July 17, 2019

Alvaro

Alvaro is usually a Spanish dickhead who overstays his welcome at every house he steps foot it. They often kick doors wide open smashing the wall and making more noise than a cat being beat with a hammer.

Is a simp.
Is a jew.
Thinks he's better than everyone because he drinks spiritual tea.
However, this bitch is ride or die so if you get an Alvaro keep that motherfucker on your side or suffer the consequences..

FUckig Helll what was that?? Thats was Alvaro Narouto runnning

by ast0ra March 02, 2020