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Badest mf of all time.
God like.

Most intelligent person ever to walk on this planet.
Gets and undresses all the girls just by looking at them and 24/7 high
Damn that badass mf Álvaro stole my father's wife just by looking at her and im not even pissed
Álvaro by Madyxixoxo November 10, 2020

alvaro romero 

THE king of slatt 🐍member of the lollipop boys, associated with mattia polibio. HE IS THE MOST ADORABLE AND CUTE PERSON EVER periodt boo. he’s also kinda hot ;)
person A: whose ur fav tik toker?

person B: Mattia is sexy as shit but Alvaro romero is adorable, i can’t decide.
person A: idk who they are imma look em up

person B: bet it
alvaro romero by Swaggycowgirl October 18, 2019

Alvaro Balbin 

A person who has a morbid illness of eating and keeps on getting his stomach punctured
He ate so much he became an Alvaro Balbin

alvaro romero 

slatt king, tiktok star, kinda cute, got that one haircut that all the hispanic boys who say the n word get, sahars babydaddy, aloe vera
person a: slatt👉👎
person b: okay alvaro

person a: huh
person b: alvaro romero, our slatt king🤮🐍
alvaro romero by bb ruby October 23, 2019

Alvaro Thing’s 

It mean your doing that you don’t want to tell people that you are doing things.There not necessary bad things bad you just want to be sus for the sake of being sus and also you have to say it in third person like the rock
Yo what you doing
Alvaro:I’m doing alvaro thing’s

Alvaro Morata 

he is the chelsea player who cant score against arsenal.
Alvaro Morata by ahmad stokin January 6, 2018