Turd Alert

A courtesy warning issued to a companion while walking that there is, in fact, a turd ahead in their trajectory.

Bro, I'm not sure if that was human or dog, but thanks to your Turd Alert, I didn't have to find out the hard way!

by fling! December 18, 2011

Shit alert

The signal that your body sends you that lets you know to shit within the next 10 minutes or your gonna shit yourself.

I was in the middle of the football game when I got a shit alert

by Jsummers33 January 8, 2017

umber alert

A coded method of relating that one needs to defecate. See also amber alert.

Woman:(driving) We need to pull over some place clean.
Man: Umber Alert?
Woman: Word.

by twunch March 29, 2007

MILF Alert

When there is at least one MILF within a 50 foot radius.

Two man-friends at a bar:

Guy 1: Dude me and Jane totally boned for like 3 hours last night! It was so amaz-

Guy 2: OMG! MILF Alert!

(Both men stare at a classic MILF sitting at a nearby table)

by raytk12 July 11, 2010

BBQ chicken alert

When in an nba game, and a scrub center checks into the game, scream this phrase to let everyone know he’s coming in

Shaq:” BBQ CHICKEN ALERT!”

by creasypoo April 30, 2019

Alertgasim

When your smartphone vibrates and beeps uncontrollably for 10+ seconds as a flood of notifications overwhelm it.

Dude, your phone just had an 20 second alertgasim and fell off your desk.

by shiznittt July 25, 2012

hoodrat alert

Reference to a ghetto female in porximity. Used as an insult ususally to degrade a chick who broke a nigguhs heart.

..Bro! Hoodrat alert!

by Ztephiee December 2, 2010