Alteriated Milk

When Rick Astley gets into your milk.

MMM, ALTERIATED MILK!!! NEVER GOING TO GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GOING TO LET YOU DOWN!!!

by the name who doesnt care 234 October 7, 2021

Beta Male (Alternate definition)

A person who tells Dad jokes and thinks they are still an Alpha male.

John said "I am from Oregon and blood courses through my oregons" John is now a Beta Male (Alternate definition)

by Geldsheisser October 23, 2020

Alternate Diego Brando

Someone who won steel ball run by using ZA WARUDO and used to be a Dinosaur

Alternate Diego Brando: ZA WARUDO! Stop time!

Johnny Joestar: did dio brando revive or what

by Jojofan29200 January 14, 2021

Fifth Alternate

Term used by Alyssa Edwards in Rupaul’s Drag Race All Stars 2. A fifth alternate is someone that should’ve been fifth but instead it was sixth in line. In fact back in her season she was in the top 6 after she lost her lipsync versus Coco Montrese, saying the she should have been top 5 without being shady.

And I was a lovely...fifth alternate.

Did I you see that lipsync? She is surely a fifth alternate.

by PrettyShade May 27, 2018

Alternatesexual

The sexual attraction to any type of alternate, from the youtube analog horror series: The Mandela Catalog.
Alternatesexuals will do anything to please an alternate, such as killing themselves

Alternate: Your life is nothing
Woman: bae that is soooo hot
Man: don't mind her, she's Alternatesexual

by Alternatesexual February 11, 2022

Altermate

An alternative sex partner, next to one's official partner

The one you happened to see last night, was not my wife. She is my altermate.

by Boccacio September 7, 2010

Alternate Universe

Having a kick ass orgasm while getting a blumpkin, eating a good sandwich, injecting heroin, watching an awesome film, receiving a nice message and being told you won the lottery.

tom: fred, you look so serene, man, what happened?

fred: (ecstatically) Alternate universe

tom: No....fucking....way!

by bluhluhluhshning April 20, 2010