almost-deads

Individuals with declining visual and hearing acuity, slowing of cognitive processing, reduced physical capacity and an attitude of entitlement unmatched by any other group. The almost-deads typically prefer warmer climates where they wreak havoc on motorways, consume massive health-care resources and generally burden society until forever silenced by the inevitable icy-cold hand of death.

Yeah, it took 2 hrs to drive 2 fuckin' miles this morning. Seems that a car full of almost-deads did the 'wrong-way thing' entering the highway and crashed head-on into a motor home...shut down BOTH North AND South bound traffic so they could be extracted and life-flighted to the nearest cemetery.

by YAWA February 21, 2020

I'm almost ready

In a girls's language,
"I'm almost ready" means,

I have just started..
..so give her time..

Peter : "Are you ready?"

Isabell : "I'm almost ready.."

Peter : "Ok.."

5 minutes after..

Peter : "Are you ready?"

Isabell : "Ya..just one more minute..."

10 minutes after...

Peter : "Are you DONE????"

Isabell : "Can't you wait???"

30 mimutes after..

Peter : "We are so late!! Are you ready?"

Isabell : "One second.."

Peter : "I thought YOU were almost ready 30 minutes ago!!"

Isabell : That was when I was finishing up with wearing clothes"

Peter : "10 minutes ago?"

Isabell : "Oh..I was doing my make-up.."

Peter : -_-

by Lollica May 10, 2010

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by LittleWhole June 2, 2021

Almost Arlington

a sweet band from Williamstown NJ.
currently recording their EP in Poughkeepsie NY with Goot. (as of 8/13/08)
check them out.
www.myspace.com/almostarlington

Dude! Almost Arlington's singer is so sick! The way he belts those tunes out! Hot damn!

by TRBMan October 8, 2008

Almost 16

a person who is ashamed to say they are 15 because most of their friends are already 16 and are going to turn in a matter of weeks. Losers but so outgoing, smart and beautiful thats why they have older friends. :

how old are you?
almost 16

by sunshine1993 April 14, 2009

almost elite

A World of Warcraft guild known for its magnanimous reputation to it's allies and unyielding policy to it's foes. The only guild worth mentioning on the terrible server Dethecus. Founded by 5k+1, also known as King Kyxe, King Mezz, King Ru, King Sup, King Bic, and their minion Stosse.

Terrible dethecus player 1: MAN DID YOU SEE ALMOST ELITE?!!111
Terrible dethecus player 2: hell ya mang dey prektikally owne dis survr!!111oneleven

by kingjoy September 10, 2008

almost fight

A fight that is about to happen when it is broken up by either an authoritative figure or one of the combatants. Usually the latter happens because one of the fighters is a pussy, and won't fight after challenging, even with all the backup he can bring. This sort of person may also go around acting gangster but talking his way out of a fight if he gets one.

The biggest thing to happen at Lynbrook was an almost fight, where a white boy from Tino came to challenge a person from Lynbrook. The Tino kid brought thirty more white boys to back him up, while the Lynbrook guy brought only ten, but the Tino guys pussyd out and ran back to their cars and drove away.

by LynbrookViking July 16, 2008