alfarto

Alfarto

It’s an American Native name.
As you all know, American Natives names are very romantically primitive and organic. Very often, they are chosen when something exceptional or beautiful happens in the same moment in which the sexual intercourse gets to the end, and it’s followed by a pregnancy.

For instance there is the story of this young kid asking the father about the meaning of their names, and the father said:
“When I made love to your mother, it was snowing, and at the end of the intercourse, a flake of snow got into the teepee, so we named your sister Snow Flake, do you understand now, Alfarto?

by The Italian Philosopher November 5, 2022

Mokena Alarm Clock

When you're camping in a tent with a guy, and you wake up in the morning to see him jerking off in his sleep.

Man, Mazz woke me up this morning with a Mokena Alarm Clock. He must have been itching to get a hooper out.

by Coach1977 July 27, 2012

Penis Alarm Clock

The act of taking your penis and smacking someone until they wake up

" How'd you like the penis alarm clock this morning"

by ConStart September 13, 2016

Seven Alarm Challenge

The action of violently shitting yourself during sexual intercourse with seven people.

I tried the Seven Alarm Challenge and it failed miserably, we all almost died.

by AN0SEater December 23, 2020

Ritalin Alarm Clock

Using the ADD drug ritalin, or adderall to aid oneself in waking up in the morning. Usually taken an hour or so before the desired wake up time. So to be awake and cheery at 6:30a wake up groggy at 5:30a take a ritalin and pass out again. At 6:30 you wake up on your own feeling alert and rested

Friend: "Yo dude how the hell are you so awake and alert at this wee hour of the morning?"

Me: "Ritalin Alarm Clock, man. Booyah!"

by Alex007 April 7, 2006

maniac alarm

Taken from the game "Hitman," this exclamation was confined to the various Asian boards in the game and was said with a generically "Asian" accent. The full phrase was "weapon...weapon...watch out....maniac alarm!" The AI reserved such an exclamation for severe violations of civil decency on the part of the player/protagonist, such as walking into a Triad Den with a fully loaded ak47 and opening up for no good reason. The phrase can be applied, then, to any extremely antisocial behavior.

Everthing was going fine until you went totally maniac alarm on that dude.

Is that guy on the phone or is he yelling at no one? Ah, it's the latter. Maniac alarm.

by Manos, the hands of fate June 11, 2006

Boston alarm clock

Waking someone up by ejaculating on their face.

Did you hear about the guy suing the YMCA? He was taking a nap and some dude gave him a Boston Alarm Clock.

by JPeterson December 18, 2013