Alistair Bayley

The most amazing man in the world!

A term for describing someone who is perfect, amazing, fabulous, wonderful, charming, attractive, handsome... etc.

Omg look! It’s Alistair Bayley! He is so handsome and I am about to faint.

by 咖啡啡啡（tryingtobeabetterme） May 10, 2020

Alistair

Alistair, just a fed really

Look at that Alistair..
Yeah, defo a fed.

by BossmanDan December 15, 2020

Alistair Moment

Being either extremely stubborn, or extremely tired

It's 19:00 and he is still asleep, Alistair Moment.

by Cosmic_King_ December 27, 2023

pulling an alistair

physically eating the mouth of the girl you are frenching with

girl #1: how was making out with jim the other night?
girl #2: ugh, he was totally pulling an alistair on me the entire time! it was gross.
girl #3: what a loser.

by bella danger January 4, 2009

Alistair

Alistair is a very sexy prince and needs to get 150 followers on insta it is definitelynotprinceali so hit or miss and I’m already tracer

You look alistair today

by definitelynotprinceali January 18, 2019

Alistair

I will not be forced to take dictations.

Alistair will not be forced to take dictations.

by Not Doja Cat from B403 December 7, 2023

Alistair

Alistair has a weird hair style, wears white suburban clothing, and has a terrible taste in movies. His personality revolves around being a simp

Alistair is such a simp for that girl!

by moodyboy March 15, 2022