Alistair Bayley

The most amazing man in the world!

A term for describing someone who is perfect, amazing, fabulous, wonderful, charming, attractive, handsome... etc.

Omg look! It’s Alistair Bayley! He is so handsome and I am about to faint.

by 咖啡啡啡（tryingtobeabetterme） May 10, 2020

pulling an alistair

physically eating the mouth of the girl you are frenching with

girl #1: how was making out with jim the other night?
girl #2: ugh, he was totally pulling an alistair on me the entire time! it was gross.
girl #3: what a loser.

by bella danger January 4, 2009

Alistair

Alistair is just an amazing guy he brightens up ur childhood and is just really fun to be around he usually has short black hair and amazing black or brown eyes he gets all the girls an is really handsome Alistair is also really smart and probably smarter then most he’s also amazing at all sports and has brilliant fitness

Alistair is leng still I need him.

Did u see that guy I bet u his name is Alistair.

Yoo this Alistair guy is funny!

by ThisKidSick August 23, 2020

Alistair

Named derived from Alexander. Usually works in finance and loves sports. Great fun but can be grumpy when work gets busy.

yo that Alistair is great fun

by Frecnh express June 30, 2020

Alistair Tusar

The personification of intelligence and also SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????

Your really acting like Alistair Tusar when you say SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????

by The True and Real Definitions July 11, 2024

Alistair

this dude kinda smells

person 1: omg can you smell that?

person 2: on god, it there must be an Alistair around.

by SpiderWebb2.0 August 6, 2023

Alistair

A guy who is so cool that he makes Elon Musk seem like a Chad (which is one status below "Giga Chad"). An Alistair might seem like his Schlong is only 17", but in actuality, it is 40". It is also a well-known fact that anyone who doesn't like an Alistair will suffer the wrath of the shrexy Poseidon. Alistairs usually have a bank account with numbers ranging from 15-80 zeros. They also make a living off of signing people's important possessions. I mean, who wouldn't want their baby to be signed by an Alistair?

Do you see that guy, Alistair? He's a Giga Giga Chad.

Yo Alistair, sign my dick!

by Not Alistair March 4, 2022