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Alice, the name of a rectum poo stopper. Once inserted up the anus, one may go for days without needing the toilet pain free. (different sizes and measure available for your comfort.)
Person 1: Ergh! i have such bad diarrhea
Person 2: Here, you can borrow my Alice if it fits.
Alice by luya October 26, 2011
alice means using a sandwich bag for sex instead of a condom
alice by corny feet May 28, 2009
alice has a tiny willy in comparison to meaghan who is large.
alice by MOGANTHEBOGAN September 13, 2007
An alice is a poor example of what should of been a women, they are loud and always have food in there hands and never wash or trim the bush. Always cock blocking
Male 1- mate i need you to take her friend
Male 2 - fuck of mate thats an alice right there
alice by legendofthebeast August 20, 2013
The funk, spice, and sugar of my dreams. She's both my vanilla and chocolate. She can be crazy and wild, she can be sweet and calm. She's all slim, but with booty. She's the one you only see when you glance the second time, but she's also the one you won't ever want to let go. She is the ingredient that makes me whole.
Boy 1: That girl's crazy! Look at her laugh. But she's so cute!

Boy 2: Yea, she's def an Alice.
Boy 3: Yea, that's my Alice. My wild card.
Alice by CrazyCard2 September 19, 2009
A glass of milk that has been sitting out in the sun for 12 days and has been spit in by homeless dogs.
Eew i accidently drank some alice.
alice by tiobla June 26, 2009