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Albuquerque Snake Bite

The act of ejaculating in a woman's vagina and then realizing you can't afford a child. This causes you to frantically suck your semen out of her vagina, similar to sucking snake venom from a snake bite.
"Austin told me he came inside Alyssa, but thankfully he went into survival mode and gave her an Albuquerque Snake Bite."
by Erik the Red 9 March 27, 2017
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Albuquerque Hello

The act of holding a plastic bag containing ether-based starting fluid over someone's head until they become unconscious, then subsequently burying them via backhoe 8ft deep in a garbage ditch in the backyard of the house they own, with their purse.
Chuck: where did mom go, off with a lady trucker?
Stella: i don't trust dad; i think he gave her an albuquerque hello!
by Proxy Rex September 12, 2019
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Albuquerque Handjob

The burning sensation created on one's penis when a man goes to urinate and forgets that he was just eating and/or handling hot peppers/sauce.
Q: Why are you crying bro?
A: I forgot all about the jalapeno poppers I just ate, went to take a piss and gave myself an Albuquerque Handjob.
by NewMex November 2, 2010
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Albuquerque Academy

1. A college preparatory school located in the Albuquerque area.

2. A fortress located deep in the desert. Features many flights of stairs, arches, and secret underground tunnels.

3. A school for nerds who built pvc cannons when they're supposed to be doing homework.
by Seph Infinitum February 15, 2009
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Albuquerque Hello

Greeting someone by spraying starter fluid into a bag and putting it over their head until unconscious. Most likely in the act of murder.
He was sick of her shit so he gave her an Albuquerque hello and dumped her in the yard.
by Ares Edge September 12, 2019
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albuquerque miracle

This is when you go to Albuquerque, New Mexico and bang a woman, her mom, and her cousin in the same night; afterward receiving twenty dollars for cab fare from each woman to leave the general area. Good luck.
I went to New Mexico and pulled off the Albuquerque Miracle.
by Stachmatic October 12, 2009
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Albuquerque Sock

Tattooing a "Sleeve" of images, or montages, on ones lower leg so that when you wear baggy shorts it gives the appearance of a having a fully tattooed leg. Very common in Albuquerque NM.
Hey did you see the Albuquerque Socks on that guy? one side was a bunch of Devils and the other was Angels. Looks like he got those tatts in jail.
by Victor Strange July 25, 2010
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