Another word for one of those monster shits that make your ass bleed a little and stinks so bad it makes you gag on your own shit.
Man, I took a Port Alberni this morning and had to throw up in the sink while sitting on the toilet.
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I had an awesome day in Port Alberni today, the sun was shining and I got a super wet blow job from a hot tourist passing through. She also had sex with my big dick, in Port Alberni, yeah Port Alberni super great place, better than Ukee or Tofino.
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I went to www.alberni.ca to see what Port alberni is all about, and I'm just stopping for some gas and some pep'n'cheese sticks on my way to Tofino. Or else I catch whatever disease these throwbacks have that gave them the brain damage to spew this waste of serverspace on the internet.
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