Alba

An Alba is a person who appears to be harmless on the outside but becomes a different person when angered. They’re attractive and considerably sexy (depending on age, of course). Their peers describe them as formal, easygoing, and tenderhearted, but when an Alba loses their temper, they can go from an angel to a sadist. Underneath the layers of soft, ethereal skin could be a symphony of flames waiting to be set loose.

If you ever trigger an Alba, remember that you still got time to calm them down, or none of your skin cells will be left unburnt.

Person: I want to ask that cute girl in the sunhat out but I’m scared an Alba will torch me.

by EdwardColinFanNOJACOB June 15, 2021

Albany Cock Ring

When wearing a rubber with a women and you pull out but the rubber has torn off at the Ring leaving you with an Albany Cock Ring.

Joey pulled out of Sue and noticed he had an Albany Cock Ring caused by their steamy intercourse.

by The Atomic Punk I November 26, 2009

Albania

The country in which Voldemort hid while he recovered from the damage that Harry Potter had caused him.

Fact.

Voldemort: "I hid in the forests of Albania"

by AlbaniaSupportsEvil November 17, 2009

Albany Academy for Girls

A square-shaped edifice which is about as candy-free as it is substance-free. Established in 1814, this institution is highly devoted to the health of its students, which would explain the diet mayo and confiscation of white bread: not to mention the embargo on flip-flops, as they are an obvious fire hazard. And, of course, physical education takes absolute priority: seniors who cannot write an adequate paper for PE because they have to "study for APs" are clearly not qualified to graduate.

Lauded as the first girls' school in the country, its establishment is a milestone in American culture. Because if growing up female in America doesn't make you feel bad enough about your body, you can always go to school for it.

In the Albany Academy for Girls, always remember that gym is a room, not a class.

by Another Senior '06 August 30, 2008

ALBA

ALBA is a beautiful, kind and loving girl. once you have someone like an Alba NEVER let her go.

Alba is in our class now? yasssssss

by paula.fridh December 2, 2019

albatraoz

To be like lewie (persevering and strong)

F**k that little mouse cuz I'm an ALBATRAOZ

by Lewie murphy January 2, 2017

Kanye Albania

A satirical music meme page that posts mainly shitpost, music memes and oftentimes steals people's tweets that have the words "Kanye Albania" in them.

-Have you heard of Kanye Albania?
-No what's that?
-A shitpost meme page that steals people's tweets.

by TomatoSos June 1, 2021