Alaskan Paintjob

When you get a lap dance and there is a skidmark left on your leg when the girl is done.

Brah!, I love your mom but you got to tell her to stop giving alaskan paintjobs to her clients. If she does that shit, pun intended, again she is fired.

by Joe Joker May 30, 2011

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Baked Alaska

mixing weed and cocaine, usually to stay high without sleeping

wanna smoke a fat zoot and stay up? baked alaska all night bro

by calvinreeve June 30, 2022

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Alaskan Bull Worm

When something is big, scary and pink. If all three do not apply, then it is not an Alaskan Bull Worm.

*Big pink monster appears from the shadows*
Boy: LOOK! IT’S AN ALASKAN BULL WORM!

by Iced Liberal April 20, 2020

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Alaskan Vacuum

Giving an Eskimo a blow job.
An Eskimo receiving a blow job.

Or any Native Alaskan.

Kirima gave Nigel an Alaskan Vacuum.

by BouncedMrhappy April 22, 2011

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A delicate expression of love in which a male releases into a female's ear canal. Once the viscous ejaculate has solidified, the female party proceeds to remove the wad of hard cum and ear wax, resembling nuggets of gold on the white Alaskan tundra.

"Excuse me Chelsea? I can't hear very well because Bernard was kind enough to give me an Alaskan Gold Rush last evening, and I am waiting for it to dry."

by Badfish41 June 4, 2008

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