I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I sexually identify has an Apache Attack helicopter
Everyone please congratulate @ApacheHeli on his promo to founder!
Everyone please congratulate @ApacheHeli on his promo to founder!
by ApacheHeli April 17, 2021
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by Dtreeman May 12, 2018
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A phrase coined by the German metal band Das Poot. To drop your pants, bend over, and show someone your crack.
by Sir Alexander August 19, 2008
Get the Apache smile mug.Quaint, little pioneer town nestled at the foot of the Superstition/Goldfield mnts. Apache junction =small town w/ mom/pop restaurants, small businesses, Multi-gen, skate park, ball fields, Parks/Rec, high school drama, horse lovers, old west re-enactors, cyclists, campers, hikers, & nature lovers. You will also find a crowd of new age practitioners. There is a wonderful branch of Central Arizona College, who touts beautiful, state of the art architecture in it's recent campus expansion. CAC offers a variety of classes for anyone from recent high school graduates and GED seekers, to those who want to just refine some skills in a couple of subjects. They provide our community members with a few traditional two year degree programs, as well as a varietal ala carte menu of lifelong learning courses. All of this is surrounded by Superstition riparian areas, National Forest, quick access to 4 lakes and a river, an arboretum, national Monuments, miles of biking, hiking, and horseback riding trails, and sight-seeing. In the cooler months, AJ is busy w/ retirees and bikers. I don't know if the locals want to share this place with anyone else. We don't need any more roads or people. You're ok to come stay a few months during the winter, but be prepared to spend your money, be treated very well, and then go home, so the locals can take some time off to enjoy all of the outdoor and water recreation during the summer month. REMEMBER TO PACK IN/PACK OUT! We don't want your trash.
I live in Apache Junction, and WOW! I had a fantastic, and lucrative winter! Now that the parades and all the events are over, and all of the birds are going home, we are going to pull out the kayaks and meet up with all of our other off-season friends from the Ghost-town gunfighters club and the Renaissance festival to take a trip on Canyon lake. This is going to be one fantastic summer!
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He told me he really liked the girl but couldn't find the balls to talk to her. I simply replied: "Apache!"
by D.J.M. April 26, 2006
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