Airborne

1. A military unit which is made up of Paratroopers.

Fort Bragg is the Home of the Airborne.

by Dirty Black Rob September 28, 2005

airport marathon

The so called "marathon" that takes place when you are so late for a flight that you must run through the airport. Obstacles may include crowds, escalators, trams and security check points.

Passenger 1: Dude, calm down, whats the deal?
Passenger 2: Sorry man. My connecting flight into Atlanta was late, so I had to run an airport marathon to get here on time.

by (*(*&%&9 August 2, 2006

airborne swimmers

Semen spewed forth into open air

When bruce farted, an airborne swimmer grazed Terry's lip. Thank God it was his own!

by BiggJussn July 28, 2005

Airport Crush

(n.) A person one sees at an airport or really any other place in public that they find quite attractive, but due to the brief nature of their stay at the public place (hence the 'airport' part) are unable to act on their attraction and get to know the person.

Dude, I just saw, like, the cutest airport crush I've ever had at the post office today.

by Crackerposting_Throwaway July 2, 2023

Airport Alcoholic

Someone who is impossible of spending more than 5 minutes in an airport without getting drunk. Often, used as an coping mechanism for flying anxiety.

Friend 1: I freak out every time I fly.
Friend 2: How are you going to handle that flight to Amsterdam?
Friend 1: I’m an airport alcoholic.

Friend 1: There is was a thunderstorm, so all flights were delayed for 2 hours.
Friend 2: Oh, fuck.
Friend 1: Yeah, everyone just became an airport alcoholic like me.

by Journofist June 16, 2018

Airhorning

An activity when you hide yourself within the surroundings of a golf course, usually within the wooded areas. You then keep a distance of at least 100ft from you and the tee box and wait for a golfer to make his swing. Once he in mid swing, and making sure no one sees you, you blow an airhorn very loudly, in order to throw him off. It is better to video tape this so you can watch their reactions over and over. If spotted by the golfers, run.

Will: Hey Jordan, you wanna go airhorning?

Jordan: Yeah sure, let me get my camo and then we'll go to walmart to buy a jumbo airhorn.

Will: Alright cool, this is gonna be fun, I can't wait to piss some people off!

by Jordan1717171717171717 October 10, 2008

Airport Crush

A girl/boy that you are instantly attracted to, like love at first sight that you see when departing or arriving at an airport. There are 5 stages of luck; he/she notices you, they start a conversation with you, they are on the same flight as you, they are at the same accomodation as you and finally, you are lucky enough to exchange socials.

When i went on holiday to (location name) I saw my airport crush, he/she was beautiful.

by joebeanz April 12, 2022