Guy in traffic, after getting cut off:
"I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!"
Girl on cell phone with hair extensions and wearing Juicy Couture
...."I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!"
Guy in line at grocery store behind pregnant woman with 7 kids paying with food stamps
...."I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!"
"I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!"
Girl on cell phone with hair extensions and wearing Juicy Couture
...."I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!"
Guy in line at grocery store behind pregnant woman with 7 kids paying with food stamps
...."I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!"
by EmoPileDriver May 2, 2011
Get the I HOPE YOU GET AIDS! mug.The future highly contagious form of the AIDS virus. Just touching, breathing the same air, or just the thought of this person will bring about bouts of nausea, gagging, and the overwhelming need to get away fast.
Characteristics of such people: Extremely skinny, warm moist hands, missing teeth, excessive drinking and smoking, unemployed, and romantically challenged. Basically like a crackhead. Most all crackheads have some form of liquid AIDS.
Characteristics of such people: Extremely skinny, warm moist hands, missing teeth, excessive drinking and smoking, unemployed, and romantically challenged. Basically like a crackhead. Most all crackheads have some form of liquid AIDS.
Person 1: "OMG! There's a crackhead outside the window!"
Person 2: "Really??" *Looks outside*
Person 2: "Oh no, that's just my friend, Chetus. He has liquid AIDS."
Person 1: "Damn! That's F%^&ed up!"
Person 2: "Really??" *Looks outside*
Person 2: "Oh no, that's just my friend, Chetus. He has liquid AIDS."
Person 1: "Damn! That's F%^&ed up!"
by CureForLiquidAIDSAmerica March 25, 2011
Get the liquid AIDS mug.Aids Victim: I got a confession to make
Normal Bloke: What's that?
Aids Victim: I an AIDS fella
Normal Bloke: Are you positive?
Aids Victim: HIV positive
Normal Bloke: What's that?
Aids Victim: I an AIDS fella
Normal Bloke: Are you positive?
Aids Victim: HIV positive
by manoguv December 28, 2007
Get the AIDS Fella mug.Same as regular AIDS, except that symptoms of the disease are held at bay by the virtue of the afflicted person possessing substantial wealth, thus being able to afford expensive cutting-edge treatments. As a result, the disease is rendered virtually non-existent while the patient enjoys a normal, uninterrupted life.
Thanks to a combination of promiscuity and my trust fund, I am happy to announce that I have Magic Johnson AIDS.
by barfstormman December 30, 2010
Get the Magic Johnson AIDS mug.Steve: Hey, can you pass me that Jeffrey, Emerstov?
Emerstov: Yeah, here you go (drops the Jeffrey)
Steve: Dude, you're such an AIDS Merchant
Emerstov: Yeah, here you go (drops the Jeffrey)
Steve: Dude, you're such an AIDS Merchant
by Rohaids von Not a team player February 21, 2011
Get the AIDS Merchant mug.When an individual starts to sing, hum or whistle a tune uncontrollably due to being subconsciously influenced by hearing that tune sung, hummed or whistled by another individual or having heard the tune from the t.v. or radio.
In a classroom Mary starts to hum The white stripes' "Seven Nation Army" when she has stopped Billy, who is sitting across the room, continues on the tune unaware that he has just contracted music aids.
Mary may have infected the whole class!
Mary may have infected the whole class!
by Haskins December 29, 2009
Get the Music aids mug.Dude 1: “If you don’t clean this kitchen we’re all going to get Gutter AIDS!”
Dude2: “Gutter AIDS aren’t real!”
Dude 1: “You bang that high school gutter slut you brought over here, then tell me it’s not real!”
Dude2: “Gutter AIDS aren’t real!”
Dude 1: “You bang that high school gutter slut you brought over here, then tell me it’s not real!”
by oncrack87 May 9, 2011
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