afghanistan handstand 

good fun licking a social construct ending where no man dare goes until after marriage

“can we try oral tonight please?”

“only if you do the afghanistan handstand”

afghanistan handstand by the alpaca shaggas June 29, 2022

afghanistan slurpee

when a male engages in vaginal sex with a camel and cums inside of it, then going down on the camel and performing oral sex on the camel thus slurping/sucking out all the semen out.

At Ahkbar's bachelor party he got drunk and gave his sisters camel an afghanistan slurpee.

afghanistan slurpee by Kyle Helvenston May 30, 2006

Afghanistan Slushie

A variety of chlamydia, gential warts, herpes, hep c. That lead to your goals turning soft before they fall off.

Did you hear that Zach had caught an Afghanistan Slushie from that call girl.

Afghanistan Slushie by Get real 23 April 30, 2025

Afghanistan Slushie

When a calamity breakout meets a invasion of genital warts. And causes anal bleeding

I feel sorry for Zach because that girl gave him an Afghanistan Slushie

Afghanistan Slushie by Get real 23 May 5, 2025

Afghanistan style firehouse 

A type of orgy that happens during ramadan where 5 men over the age of 70 all scream “Allahu Akbar!” and proceed to masturbate each other with homemade bombs and fuck hard non-stop for 12 hours.

Bro I just want to do an Afghanistan style firehouse while in Saudi Arabia.

Afghanistan style firehouse by quag_ May 28, 2025

what the beach and the bird eating a slater in Afghanistan 

what the fuck

"what the beach and the bird eating a slater in Afghanistan" are you saying

what the beach and the bird eating a slater in Afghanistan by me obviously February 14, 2012

Wham Bam Afghanistan 

The term you say after you pull out and cum on the back of a goat.

Saw a guy give a Wham Bam Afghanistan at the farm today. The people who work there were not happy.

Wham Bam Afghanistan by KaseVonD December 23, 2019