parental advisory

a sticker that kids think is so cool to have on their albums. (just listen to music you smacktards!)

in a smacktards mind:

this album sucks so bad, but hey im so cool because i listen to music with swears!!! lol wankar!

by pikkamunununu July 12, 2004

The Ward Advisory

An elite group of students that meet every morning at St. Paul Academy and Summit school. They run the majority of the school under the table. Their ranks include the infamous Tuaner, The Hustle Wagon, and benevolent dictator Mollie Ward. Bottem line: they get it in.

The Ward Advisory runs shit around here.

by DOMINATOR AF April 28, 2012

Advisory

A group of about 15 different socially awkward people, and the teacher that nags you all year, that you are forced to be with for the entire first week of school, and twice a week for the rest of the year.

Student: Can I be moved into an advisory with people and a teacher that I actually know and like?

Whoever: No, that is forbidden, you'll just have to suffer.

Student: I guess that's Metro High School for ya.

by Metro Hater June 6, 2009

trip adviser

a person whos not doing any kind of drugs but is their to make sure nobody does some stupid shit

1. yo I almost go arrested last night, but luckily my trip adviser mohammed was their to make sure i didn't steal that alpaca.
2. can you be my trip adviser? ive never done weed before, so im not sure what's going to happen

by pink world October 13, 2019

adviser

Adviser is a fat cunt, who should get heart disease caused by eating way to many takeaways.
This fat cunt creates a whole new YouTube era for minecraft as he is the fattest cunt to ever touch the pvp community (excluding Erouax)

Hope this pussy dies thx for reading!

"Mum whats for dinner"
"shut the fuck up Adviser you fat cunt"

by xdmeme October 14, 2017

Ass Adviser

One who advises on ass.

Woman: Terry, how does my ass look to you?

Terry the Ass Adviser: The upper cortex is under developed and lumpy. Also, the mid level curvature is lacking in hemispherical properties. Your inferior gluteus essentially drops into your hamstrings with absolutely no transition. My prognosis is that you have a typical white woman's ass.

by Dr Hotjointz May 8, 2009

advisory class

a class in high school which happens every day and is pretty much mandatory detention, teachers pretend to like it but really even they think it's bullshit

i hope i dont have to supervise an advisory class this year, i hate supervising detention!

by almostdone June 11, 2011