Home Turd Advantage

When a person only feels comfortable defecating when they are in their own home.
(Note-Similar to Home Ground Advantage)

Barry:Hey man, you can shit in my toilet if you want?
Joe: No Bro, I've got to have Home Turd Advantage!

by TheBlackList January 11, 2010

take advantage

An extentsion of the sexual usage of take. "To take advantage" of someone is to have sexual contact which someone who is semi or wholly unconsious due to alcohol or drug intake. The "advantage" is because they often can not decline contact or are even aware of said contact. Such practice is mostly agreed upon as morally wrong.

"I know me and Sarah have been going out for a while, but I couldn't take adavantage of her when she was wasted."

by TheWarden February 4, 2005

Home Court Advantage

When you wake up "the morning after", having hooked up at your own place, and THEY get to do the walk of shame. Not you.

Man, I'm glad I had home court advantage this morning, I would not have wanted to walk of shame home in the rain!

by Recess February 24, 2011

Right side advantage

an excuse for Jackson Merryman to say that he is better than his friends at Nidhogg.
Really he is a bitch ass and can't win a fucking game against the master Simon.

jackson- "Dude that is unfair, there is a right side advantage." Simon-" Just a fucking excuse u use because you can't win."

by Nidhogg King March 28, 2017

advaith

a person who is good at soccer and a good friend and his best friend has and him have a amazing celebration after something amazing or during something. And he is such a amazing brother to the best friend

he is a good person such a advaith

by Zinter7(class8-a)(ybis) April 19, 2018

mechanical advantage

Making liberal use of vibrators, dildos, anal beads and other sexual devices to make a woman come to orgasm. Used by women in place of a partner, or by a man to a woman because he is too lazy, too stupid or too selfish to do it himself.

Sally wouldn't let me bone her until she came, but thank God for mechanical advantage, eh?

by Petrodono November 5, 2005

advaita

Advaita is a girl who is super smart, witty, intelligent, into sports, and strikingly beautiful. No one can take their eyes off her. She is going to rule the world and set an example for everyone who wants to attain perfection. All in one, unique and focussed! You can’t ever win from her!

Damn, you are truly missing out in life if you haven’t met an Advaita, because there is nothing better in the world than her and she can make even goddesses jealous!

by Shankaracharya September 4, 2018