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distance education

when you are too overpowered for physical school and do it from the comfort of your own home online.
person 1: "Oh you do distance education??"
person 2: "yea..."
person 1 "so its like homeschool"
person 2: "no Jeremy its not"
person 1 "so does your dad teach you about sex education with visuals?"
person 2 "no Jeremy you twat!"
*proceeds to beat Jeremy with a bat*
by kitconnorswife69 August 28, 2022
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Restoring the Meaning of Education is a non-profit organization that wants to improve the school system all over the globe. They want to make school: fun, safe, interactive, practical, affordable, and less stressful.

They have updates from Barack Obama (the President of the United States of America).

They also have a chat room, forum, and blog.
Restoring the Meaning of Education has practical solutions.
by Hollister212 July 23, 2011
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educational grinding

Serious studying or homework sessions because your a straight up hussler when it comes to this Salem State shit(work)...
When Eric C isn't being a straight up mack, he's educational grinding at the library.
by Eric Connelly December 19, 2005
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abstinence only education

A rather counterproductive form of sex education that is supported by the evangelical movement.
Abstinence only education is a bit like "just hold it" potty training. -Roy Zimmerman
by kmuto December 25, 2008
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liberal education requirement

A class required by the higher education system. It assists no one in the completion of any type of degree. The knowledge is forgotten once the class is complete and the money you spent on it is wasted because the class benifits no one at all.
College Student 1: "Hey man what liberal education requirement class are you taking?"

College Student 2: "I'm taking a chemistry lab because when I get my accounting degree I'll have to mix chemicals....a lot."

College Student 1: "I would rather just throw the money into my toilet and flush it down then take these ridiculous classes."
by T. Tom December 18, 2007
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Education

Upside: A piece of paper you wave around to get free stuff and a the right to make fun of stupid people.

Downside: You have to spend 18 years of your life taking it up your ass from school to get a lousy piece of paper.
"I demand a raise because I have an education!"

"Why do I have to come to school anyway?"
"For a piece of paper, now bend over."
by |3 0 |3 December 20, 2006
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Lynchian education

Noun. A universal paradigm of adolescent education. The Lynchian teacher is very strong in his or her opinions and expects students to agree with him or her. If in a classroom setting, grades are usually based on subjectively-graded papers. Papers are reflective of (1) how much the subject material agrees with the teacher's personal views, and (2) the worth of the student in the teacher's eyes. Usually, this results in students getting a single grade on every paper regardless of content.

No curves are instituted in a Lynchian classroom. 100% is restricted to the student the instructor feels "deserves" it the most. Despite these flaws, Lynchian educators are usually looked up to by fellow academics as models of "awesomeness" or "tradition."
Mr. Salmonelli is a good guy, but his commitment to Lynchian education worries many students.
by ZZZtofjd October 25, 2010
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