ADD

acronym for Attention Deficit Disorder. In other words, people who stare blankly at random things because they are attracted to very shiny objects.

Bob: Hey look! A star!
Karl: Oh my god you ADD idiot, listen to me when I'm talking to you!

***Awkward Silence for about 5 minutes***
.....

Bob: Hey look! A star!

by Querty February 26, 2007

ADD

ADD is a mental disorder which leads to restlessness, difficulty paying attention or focusing, and a short attention span. It is caused by a chemical imbalance, when the brain manufactures insufficient amounts of a stimulant. am not sure what the name of the chemical is. ADD medications make people without ADD hyper because it is the same type of stimulant as Mountain Dew. That's why I drink mountain dew whenever my prescription runs out, because it relieves my symptoms.

ADD makes meh twitchy. A lot. Although, technically, I have ADHD. Hmm.

by I-gots-teh-ADD's February 27, 2009

ADD

A Delicious Dick

Jenny thinks I have ADD

by Mist1337 October 16, 2011

ADD

An excuse used by parents for failing to discipline their kid and as a result creating an obnoxious, hyperactive, spoiled brat in severe need of a boot in the ass. Also a bullshit diagnosis given by child psychiatrists to prescribe pills for the kid because more than likely they're getting a kickback from the pharmaceuticals company.

Soccermom: My little Timmy has ADD.
DennisIsEvil: No he doesn't, he just needs a good boot in the ass.

by DennisIsEvil September 22, 2006

ADD

yes it is attention deficit disorder and how would you know that it stops your learning ability. it is common in younger children and they seem to have the most trouble leaning.

SEE ADHD

add is a common disorder in young children

by JayKay February 25, 2005

ADD

Attention Deficit Disorder.

e.g., Rob has ADD

akimow

Hey what's up with Rob? Why's he jumpin up and down and scrathing his face?

Rob has ADD or akimow

by Rob January 31, 2005

ADD

Short for Attention Deficit Disorder. Used an excuse for people who have trouble focusing on things that bore them like every other human being. Also an excuse parents use for why their kids suck.

"My kid isn't failing out of school because they are an idiot, they have ADD."

by whateverdude20 December 08, 2005