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liquid assets

(n.) Assets owned by a person or organisation that can quickly be redeemed for cash (This also includes cash and bank balance).
Debtors do not count as liquid assets because there is no garuantee that cash can be recieved from the.
by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004
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assets

A person's body, as in boobs, butt, hips, etc.
Damn, that girl has some nice assets!
by Allie May 13, 2005
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acetylcholine

1) Neurotransmitter responsible for muscle movement.
2) An action word used to emphasize a movement.
2) For instance, shouting "Acetylcholine Kick!" when you kick something adds Power and Prestige to your Kick.
by Aurora May 20, 2004
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Acetylsalicylic Acid

The scientific term for Aspirin. In many countries, notably Canada and Germany, "Aspirin" is a patented trademark of the local Bayer subsidiaries. Any non-Bayer products are labelled with the abbreviation ASA (Canadian English), AAS (Canadian French), and ASS (German). I am not making the last one up!
The term Acetylsalicylic Acid, in its entirety, is rarely used in layman's conversations.

Just as many people refer to any tissue as "Kleenex," Canadians often refer to non-Bayer ASA as "generic Aspirin" or, simply, "Aspirin."
by DFJD May 17, 2006
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acstache

Kind of self-explanatory. It's when the area between your nose and upperlip is covered with zits, usually also containing a few hair sprouts.
Billy: "Can you help me with the answer to number three?"

Mandy: "Sorry, what did you say? I was too busy starring at your repulsive acstache. You should get that treated."
by skate_element92 August 17, 2006
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arsetorch

1. An excessively annoying person, prone to verbal outbursts that add little or no value to the conversation.
2. A torch used by proctologists.
"Shut the fuck up, Frank, you fucking arsetorch! I'm sick of your anal shining!"
by Kyelin September 13, 2006
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Asset

Sarcastic slang term used to refer to a particularly ineffective/incompetent female firefighter. Assets are often protected and given false praise because no chief or administrator has the balls to terminate a female who can't do the job.

After years of being sheltered from reality and held to a lower standard than their male couterparts, the assets will often believe the bullshit said about them and develop a false sense of worth. At that point you're stuck with them forever.
The chief told the newspaper that Kathy is a valued asset to the department. What a bunch of bullshit, the stupid twat finds a new way to fuck up at every fire.
by IsThisNameBeingUsed August 27, 2010
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