new Orleans accordion

The act of two gentlemen putting there penises together and a female or male jerk's them off with both hands thus creating an accordion like action

Omg Becky the other day I swear Jake and Jared made me do an new Orleans accordion on them it was so hot I definitely made music that night for sure

by Soda_pop January 29, 2025

upper accordion

A group of the most important people who are needed for a task or an assignment.

Since everyone sucks, we're just gonna pick the upper accordion instead.

by Datboi67 June 14, 2018

Scottish Accordion

When you blow into a woman's chocolate starfish while you spank her ass like a pair of bongos.

The other day I was at my friend's house doing homework when I saw his dad giving the neighbor a Scottish Accordion.

by Stan Demo December 01, 2021

accordion noodle

It’s a secret meaning that only a few ppl understand

Accordion noodle :🪗🍝

by Mommymilkyyumyum May 17, 2023

Polish accordion

When a man without foreskin puts the head of his penis in another man's foreskin.

I gave him the best polish accordion for his birthday!

by Dudebro420 April 02, 2017

cleveland accordion

This is best done when your woman is caught in the throes of passion and is utterly oblivious to what you’re about to do. You kneel over your woman who is lying down on her back. You beat off on your own, quietly shitting on her knees. Then, you come all over her face and suddenly slam her knees and face together like an accordion.

we tried something new i gave her a cleveland accordion

by fucksauce March 20, 2024

The Accordion Theory

The theory that states that the universe as we know it all rests on one giant accordion, played by a transcendent figure, or “god.” “The Big Bang” was actually just the accordion beginning to expand. We know that the universe is expanding, but we don’t know why. The accordion theory explains this. As they accordion expands outwards, so does the universe. Once the accordion moves back inwards, the universe will collapse, and begin to shrink. Once the accordion fully closes, the universe will be gone. Once it opens again, the universe will be recreated from the Big Bang again, and repeat everything all over in the same exact order.

History repeats itself.

Yo, The Accordion Theory actually kind of makes sense. Got more weed?

by ThirstyThurston February 02, 2021