(verb) to flip somebody off while saying "absorb the knowledge." Usually said when you disagree with someone or want them to know you're not interested in what they're saying.
Person 1: "hey man can give you give me a ride home?"
Person 2: "how about you absorb the knowledge."
"She knocked on my door asking to get back together. I told her to absorb the knowledge."
"I wish I could tell my boss to absorb the knowledge."
Person 2: "how about you absorb the knowledge."
"She knocked on my door asking to get back together. I told her to absorb the knowledge."
"I wish I could tell my boss to absorb the knowledge."
by highschool45 May 13, 2023
Get the absorb the knowledgemug. One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.
“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly
by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018
Get the Student Shock-Absorbermug. An amazing man who makes very entertaining content but still gets unnecessary hate.
Absorber is just a funny yet very underrated guy.
Absorber is just a funny yet very underrated guy.
hey do you watch absorber yt or on Twitch or Tik tok.
-No i don't
You should he makes good content but its okay if you aren't interested i his videos
-No i don't
You should he makes good content but its okay if you aren't interested i his videos
by Clemintine-the-moth August 10, 2021
Get the absorber ytmug. when something thinks everything is about them, and that the world revolves around them. Essentially, they believe everything everyone does is about them
by Slurp Master November 17, 2019
Get the self absorbantmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025
Get the Absorb, absUorb, absorBmug. 
Get the Absorbicmug. by GuyInSpace August 30, 2023
Get the absorbing your nutrientsmug.