The state of articulating nonsense.
The advantage of using this word is that most people will assume that you are misspelling the word "absence", but you will secretly know what you really meant. And it will be your hope that, subconsciously, they do too.
The advantage of using this word is that most people will assume that you are misspelling the word "absence", but you will secretly know what you really meant. And it will be your hope that, subconsciously, they do too.
by office_instigator September 24, 2016
Get the absense mug.1. Having no balls; weak and worthless like a jellyfish.
2. Lacking the ability to stand for what is right in the face of criticism.
3. Appeasement.
2. Lacking the ability to stand for what is right in the face of criticism.
3. Appeasement.
Mr. Douche parades around the office like a Badass until he's challenged, then he comes down with an acute case of Testicular Absenteeism.
by RorschachNEOCON May 15, 2012
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An absentee fan is someone who claims to be a huge fan of a sport and/or a team. This person will own a ton of apparel for said sport/team, and watch sportscenter for highlights of that sport/team often. However, this person will never, ever watch actual games of said sport/team, and they will never be emotionally affected by the outcome of that sport/team.
One person may be an absentee fan of multiple sports and multiple teams.
One person may be an absentee fan of multiple sports and multiple teams.
John: Hey Steve, we are all going to watch the Yankees ALDS game at Rick's house tonight, do you want to come?
Steve: Sorry man, I wanted to catch up on some cleaning tonight. Maybe next time. I'll just watch the highlights on sportscenter. I hope the Yankees win though.
Rick (after Steve leaves): Don't worry John, Steve is just an absentee fan.
Steve: Sorry man, I wanted to catch up on some cleaning tonight. Maybe next time. I'll just watch the highlights on sportscenter. I hope the Yankees win though.
Rick (after Steve leaves): Don't worry John, Steve is just an absentee fan.
by Yanksrule56 June 4, 2010
Get the Absentee Fan mug.by thechop123 April 27, 2009
Get the Law of Absentee Wingmanning mug.When you don’t receive your recommended daily dose of Corinthian’s voice.
May result in:
- Sadness
- Urges to hear Corinthian’s voice
- Sleep deprivation
- And even death
May result in:
- Sadness
- Urges to hear Corinthian’s voice
- Sleep deprivation
- And even death
DOCTOR “M’am I’m sorry. Your son has a severe case of Absencorinthianosis... Amd after consulting with my fellow doctors we don’t think your son is going to make it. I’m sorry”
Mom “OMG NOT MY BABY!!!!!!! NOT ABSENCORINTHIANOSIS!!!!!”
Mom “OMG NOT MY BABY!!!!!!! NOT ABSENCORINTHIANOSIS!!!!!”
by Official Doctor July 15, 2018
Get the Absencorinthianosis mug.If Labour is given the work to paint the wall, he remain absent and the work is pending, the wall might be painted by some one else. The labour here is involving Absenteeism by not attending to paint the wall.
by Ajay.S August 23, 2006
Get the absenteeism mug.Absenteecrown3 is a professional and well known on minecraft as best controller player. He also is very good at move.
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