Caviar at fish stick prices on McDonald's speed

The sentence expresses incredulity about whether someone expects to receive high-quality service comparable to the price of caviar (luxury) but delivered as quickly as service at McDonald's (known for fast food).

Do they expect services like Caviar at fish stick prices on McDonald's speed?! - Gilfoyle

by C.Gilfoyle July 3, 2024

Putting traffic lights at my stop sign

When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.

Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign

by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017

Borish List at Cheapskayte Stor

20 hamburgers

19 hot dogs
18 children
17 POTATOES
16 pounds of keyboards

15 subscribers on YouTube times 1 million
14 computers
13 me me big boys
12 donuts
11 dollars

10 friends
9 phones
8 packets of Pop Rocks
7 Legacy Video Maker clones
6 crappy hours of school for Kayloo
5 hockey pucks
4 packs of Skittles
3 autographs from Taylor Swift
2 Macbook Airs
1 girlfriend

Raussy: hello and welcome to lazy grockery store how can I help you waaaeaeaeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Borish: Me would like 20 hamburgers , 19 hot dogs, 18 children, 17 *pause* POTATOES, 16 pounds of keyboards, 15 subscribers on YouTube times 1 million, 14 computers, 13 me me big boys, 12 donuts, 11 dollars, 10 friends, 9 phones, 8 packets of Pop Rocks, 7 Legacy Video Maker clones, 6 crappy hours of school for Kayloo, 5 hockey pucks, 4 packs of Skittles, 3 autographs from Taylor Swift, 2 Macbook Airs, and 1 girlfriend.” (Borish List at Cheapskayte Stor)
Kayloo/Gayloo: And I would like a tomato.
*👁️👄👁️”
Raussy: O.M.G. Kay-I-You how dares you want tomato, that’s it, yous grounses. Anyways, that will be $69,420………”

by wubbableseiebe October 22, 2022

bern him at the stake

Put a player on blast with the knowledge that doing so will make him have his best game of the season.

“Wow, you really must be down on Hays to bern him at the stake today in the thread.”

Hays: *hits for the cycle*

by project141764 June 3, 2024

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Dude1:I need your help! Can you come here?
Dude2:Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes
Dude1: Alright, hurry up then come over here.
Dude2:I can't find them.
Dude1:What do you mean you can't find them?
Dude2:I can't find them. There's only soup.
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?
Dude2:It mean there's only soup.
Dude1:Well get out of the soup aisle!
Dude2:Alright, you don't have to shout at me (move to the next aisle) There's more soup!
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!
Dude2:There's just more soup!
Dude1:Go into the next aisle!
Dude2:(move to the next aisle) There's still soup!
Dude1:Where are you right now?!
Dude2:I'm at soup!
Dude1:WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?
Dude2:I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
Dude1:WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Dude2:I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

Dude1: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Dude2: F*** YOOUUUU!!!!

by BigStupidIdiot May 14, 2021

Suck me off at the next station

The origin of this phrase stems from an Aboriginal woman who verbally fights with a man on a Brisbane train, remarking lines such as "this is my land", "ya dumb dog" and "suck me off at the next station" Therefore, it can be established that this phrase is indicative of bogan behaviour and is used as an insulting dare.

Aboriginal woman: "Suck me off at the next station please, suck my dick so hard, and I'll say yeah yeah! Bitch!"

Bogan kid: "Suck me off at the next station, lol"

by Alfonso69 October 26, 2011

Well At Least I Still Have My Personality

A phrase said by a random fish in spongebob after he got blasted by Hiroshima in volcano form.

Fish: Hey SpongeBob!...
*Volcano blows up in his face, making him all burnt up and steamed*
Fish: Well At Least I Still Have My Personality.

by EpicCollision June 14, 2017