asshole 

Anyone who doesn't do exactly what you think they ought to do, exactly when you think they ought to do it.

That asshole took my parking space.

asshole by Unrepentantfenianbastard April 1, 2004

Asshole 

A jerk, is well, just that--a jerk. Someone who disrupts others and takes pleasure in it. We have all met jerks and know one, when we see one.

But an asshole, is someone who regularly and forcibly takes total delight in being a jerk.

'He was more than a jerk. He was a real asshole'.

Asshole by Heuristical January 16, 2022

asshole 

suddenly remembering the capital of south korea

asshole is an expression used when someone remembers the capital of south korea

guy: what the is capital of south korea.
someone else: i don't know broe
guy: asshole!
someone else: oh yeah

asshole by rher November 24, 2022

Asshole 

Your butt hole. Were your shit comes out.

"I got hair on my asshole!"

Asshole by escapedgoat September 30, 2004

asshole 

a man who treats women like they don't matter and thinks his shit don't stink

That asshole fucked her and left her and didn't even feel bad.

asshole by anonymous January 27, 2004

asshole 

The type of guy that girls like but most just are to stupid to admit their shallowness.

I was really nice to that girl, then a drunk football player called her a bitch and she humped him and dumped me.

asshole by B October 18, 2004

asshole 

A person who gets on your damn nerves, a person with disrespect and being a total jackass is their thing. A person who just could've been nicer.

I went into a bathroom and there was a whole gang of ugly dudes wearing red shirts. I almost laughed but those motherfuckers scared me. About to use the bathroom, one of them pushed me and went into the stall saying, " No bitch ass faggot ass rock lovin white motherfuckers allowed." All his friends got quiet and looked at me and I felt a flash of anger go through me but I was blinded with a gut instinct telling myself to leave because it was dangerous in there for me, an outsider. I'm not sure but I think I crossed one of those stupid bitch ass gangs, lol. That's just ONE example of being a true asshole.

asshole by Matthew Robinson April 13, 2008