Ass Clapper

Quite simply... a person... who claps ass's... with his face...a douche bag so to speak.

"Jimmy is an ass clapper, he claps ass's, with his face""So a Douche bag?""Yeah there you go".

by Jim Beemstalk December 29, 2008

Ass Clapper

A procrastinator

I've been such an ass clapper on this project it's due tomorrow

by Grandmascookiem1lk August 22, 2017

Ass clapper

Someone who cheers on the sideline jumping up and down cause the ass to clap

Eli stop being a ass clapper

by Kevinward November 3, 2020

Ass clapper

When someone rips a giant fart and the shock waves result in a clapping sound as it smacks the cheeks

While sitting at the bar Will looked over at the boys and said he's got an absolute ass clapper brewing right now.

by MasterBlaster6548 March 2, 2022

ass clapper 9000

When your friend slaps your ass so hard that the whole neighborhood hears it

Jack was being annoying so Dylan gave him the old ass clapper 9000.

by anonymous April 9, 2022

certified ass clapper

a certified ass clapper is when you enjoy any subject that makes you exclaim that is a certified ass clapper

yo terry did you watch that movie last night. yeah its a certified ass clapper

by bigcunt46 December 2, 2023

certified ass clapper

When you like something so much you just cant contain your energy in any other sentence.

That game i just played is a certified ass clapper

by anonymous December 2, 2023