Balls ass cold

Another way to say it's really cold outside
by Tmennie41 February 29, 2016
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balls ass freezing

Jimmy: How was skiing naked?
Tommy: Man, it was balls ass freezing!
by Emac2040 November 05, 2007
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Slap-ass gum-ball machine

When a man has a hole in his underwear. You slap his ass pull up his penis and his balls fall through the hole.
The slap-ass gum-ball machine: John sees Spencers underwear has a hole in them . “John slapped his ass, pulled his Willy wiener, and his balls fell out.” I just did the slapp-ass gum-ball machine you. You’re dog water.
by Kentucky kfc January 28, 2022
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ass fuck shit balls

An expression used when some thing happens. Usually used in a slight amount of frustration, or annoyance.
by penguin156 August 25, 2009
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A game where 3 people stand in a line and another person faces them all. That one person then gets to slap one person, lick another and fondle with the last person's genitals, breast or vagina.
Watch tosh.o on Comedy Central, and then you will know.

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)
by Flogendorf July 24, 2012
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An expression of extreme frustration or anger, or also known to be used by those alied with Tourettes Syndrome
"Fuck Shit Balls Ass Cock Tits Fart!"
by Vengefulmonk September 29, 2005
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Ass Money Balls

Used to tell someone asking for money or wanting to give money (usually online) to fuck off.
Bot: Hey cutie buy my onlyfans. ;) Limited offer of 80% off for a full month.
You: Bro, ass money balls!

or,
Perv: Hey there, I'm willing to give you a weekly allowance if you give me phone sex and be my online gf.
You: (traumatized) helllllll no ass money balls
by Ray 314329 December 15, 2024
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