A warning noise with no specific meaning, used only in written language on the internet.
Asl is most commonly used by obese or too skinny, physically weak males who have an above average mental handicap, however, these men are exceptionally considerate by warning everyone upfront of the dangers that may lie in case the warned engage in conversation with the warner.
Asl is most commonly used by obese or too skinny, physically weak males who have an above average mental handicap, however, these men are exceptionally considerate by warning everyone upfront of the dangers that may lie in case the warned engage in conversation with the warner.
"asl"
(to be interpreted as "I have an unattractive appearance, ulterior motives and may be holding my penis in my palm.")
(to be interpreted as "I have an unattractive appearance, ulterior motives and may be holding my penis in my palm.")
by AlexTheMedicore January 02, 2011
Ex 1: Damn you sexy asl
Ex 2: omegle chatter 1: hey how are you ASL??
Omegle chatter 2: heyy im good im 27/male/California
Ex 2: omegle chatter 1: hey how are you ASL??
Omegle chatter 2: heyy im good im 27/male/California
by BOI I CANT EVEN DEAL NO MORE November 15, 2016
pervertattheageof43 butposingasa15yearoldguy: ASL everyone?
hottie8945: 15 f cal, u?
pervertattheageof42 butposingasa15yearguy: 15 m cal, want to met?
hottie8945: 15 f cal, u?
pervertattheageof42 butposingasa15yearguy: 15 m cal, want to met?
by J.Costly June 13, 2007
Age/Sex/Location, first question you will EVER see when you enter a chatroom. Used by everyone who needs some "cybering"
by Chang Tan October 27, 2003
ASL or asl; Abbreviation for Age, Sex, and Location. Used in computer chat as a question to gain basic personal information. Usually frowned upon as an impersonal and annoying introduction.
by Chad Deese October 17, 2003
by so true. August 12, 2009
When chatting on omegle or other partner finding apps and websites and so forth, asl is used to ask the person you are chatting with their "age, sex, and location". (not to be confused with American Sign Language)
SexyBackslash has entered the chat.
ragefan212: Heyyy
SexyBackslash: Hi cutie patootie ;) asl for me?
ragefan212: 17/m/New York
SexyBackslash: Oohh, not even an adult yet are we?? ;)
ragefan212: Yeah you know it? Hbu?
SexyBackslash: What about me?
ragefan212: asl?
SexyBackslash: ohhhh 21/f/Maryland
ragefan212: Country girl?
SexyBackslash: Born and raised.
ragefan212: Oh my god that made me think of the Fresh Prince of Bel-air for a hot second.
SexyBackslash: Ahhh, I love that show, wanna hit me up so maybe we can watch it together later???
ragefan212: Surreee, phone number?? want it?
SexyBackslash: and adress boo if ya will
ragefan212: 828-282-8822 corner of 5th street and narwhal penthouse suite
SexyBackslah: ooohh a penthouse, you must be rich with bodygaurds and all that
ragefan212: No, not any bodygaurds
SexyBackslash: Security cams? Alerm systems?
ragefan212: Nah.
SexyBackslash: K, thx bby :3
SexyBackslash has left the chat.
If you haven't already guessed by now, a homicide was reported a couple of hours just after this chat. The same amount of hours as it takes to travel from Maryland to NY. Can you guess who the murderer was? And did you catch all the hints that was left that shows how they were able to get enough enformation to murder them? Some people are just pedophiles or rapers and you shouldn't trust them with any of your personal info. Now can you see why asl is bad news?
ragefan212: Heyyy
SexyBackslash: Hi cutie patootie ;) asl for me?
ragefan212: 17/m/New York
SexyBackslash: Oohh, not even an adult yet are we?? ;)
ragefan212: Yeah you know it? Hbu?
SexyBackslash: What about me?
ragefan212: asl?
SexyBackslash: ohhhh 21/f/Maryland
ragefan212: Country girl?
SexyBackslash: Born and raised.
ragefan212: Oh my god that made me think of the Fresh Prince of Bel-air for a hot second.
SexyBackslash: Ahhh, I love that show, wanna hit me up so maybe we can watch it together later???
ragefan212: Surreee, phone number?? want it?
SexyBackslash: and adress boo if ya will
ragefan212: 828-282-8822 corner of 5th street and narwhal penthouse suite
SexyBackslah: ooohh a penthouse, you must be rich with bodygaurds and all that
ragefan212: No, not any bodygaurds
SexyBackslash: Security cams? Alerm systems?
ragefan212: Nah.
SexyBackslash: K, thx bby :3
SexyBackslash has left the chat.
If you haven't already guessed by now, a homicide was reported a couple of hours just after this chat. The same amount of hours as it takes to travel from Maryland to NY. Can you guess who the murderer was? And did you catch all the hints that was left that shows how they were able to get enough enformation to murder them? Some people are just pedophiles or rapers and you shouldn't trust them with any of your personal info. Now can you see why asl is bad news?
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 20, 2018